REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Pint Slices (All 7 Flavors)
Have you ever seen one of those viral videos about how to hack your life and make the perfect ice cream sandwich? I guess it just showed up in Ben...
Tagged: chocolate
REALLY LATE REVIEW: Planters Chocolate Peanut Butter Brownie Mix
On occasion, I’ll prepare a review of an item that gets completely lost in the shuffle. Products that I deem more exciting get released at a furious pace, and those items...
REVIEW: Girl Scouts S’mores Cookies (The Sandwich One)
Welp, somebody give these girls the Resiliency Badge… Unfazed by a review where I ripped them to shreds, the Girl Scouts are back at it with their second attempt at...
REVIEW: Cherry M&M’s
Since nobody exercising their own free will stalks grocery stores the day after Christmas looking for Valentine’s Day candy but I, nobody else gets to experience this simple joy: You need to...
REVIEW: General Mills Girl Scouts Thin Mints Cereal
The Girl Scouts cooking-selling season is about to begin in earnest, while the “Diet Starts 2018” season began on January 2nd. What a perfect time for the Girl Scouts Cookie Cereals! You’ll have...
REVIEW: Milka Oreo Chocolate Candy Bar
Welp, another year of being a fat, lazy slob is in the books. I don’t know about you guys, but I’m certainly looking to do a little better in 2017....
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Dunkin Donuts Frosted Chocolate Mocha Pop Tarts
How do you take your coffee, black? Just kidding, that’s dumb. What about with tons of sugar? And flavor syrup? All of the above, maybe? Then rolled into a breakfast pastry,...
REVIEW: Nabisco Chocolate Strawberry Oreos
If you have trouble finding love on Valentine’s Day, look no further than cookies: Nabisco Chocolate Strawberry Oreos -what a great idea! Chocolate-covered strawberries are an iconic gift for Valentine’s Day, and...
REVIEW: Lindt LINDOR Peppermint Cookie Truffles
When it comes to cookies, are you in the “soft & chewy” camp or the “crunchy” camp? Maybe you like your cookies both ways equally. What if your cookies were, in fact, equal...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Peppermint Joe-Joe’s Ice Cream
Look, even Babe Ruth struck out every once in a while… Trader Joe is one of the best in the game at nearly everything. But his ice cream? Not exactly batting...
REVIEW: Blue Bunny Cocoa Bunny
A moment of silence, please. Blue Bunny Holi-Doodle Christmas Cookie ice cream is dead. Here’s what it looked like moments before it was brutally murdered: The assailant? F*cking listeria concerns. Hoppin Holidoodle, the...
REVIEW: Double Chocolate M&M’s
Mars has examined the data: we love chocolate, and especially around Christmas. Here are some astounding facts about how fat we all are, courtesy of Mars: In 2015, consumers spent...
