REVIEW: Milka Oreo Big Crunch Bar
What do you get when you combine the world’s best-selling cookie with an international powerhouse in chocolatiering? An oversized weight-gain supplement that retails for $3.98 at Walmart. The drug’s name? The...
Tagged: chocolate
REVIEW: Shimmery White Chocolate M&M’s
White Chocolate M&M’s – such a simple concept that it’s impossible to understand why we haven’t had them yet. It’s particularly impossible because we have had them. White Chocolate M&M’s have...
REVIEW: Girl Scout S’mores Cookies (The Chocolatey Coated One)
I won’t pretend for a second that I know what the Girl Scouts actually do. Here’s what they do according to Wikipedia (with an addendum by Junk Banter): “The Girl Scouts...
REVIEW: Godiva Birthday Cake Truffles
Happy Birthday! Today is your birthday, right? It’s not? Oh. Well that’s too bad. I bought these Godiva Birthday Cake Truffles just for you. But since it’s not your birthday,...
REVIEW: Pepperidge Farm Toasted Marshmallow Milano Cookies
That feeling when you’re making s’mores but you’re too lazy to finish. Pepperidge Farm Toasted Marshmallow Milano Cookies could have been S’mores Milanos. They could have used graham flavored cookies and...
REVIEW: Hostess Hot Cocoa & Marshmallow Donettes
Winter is coming. It’s getting colder, and you wanna stay warm. Here are your best options: Drink hot cocoa constantly. Get fatter so you don’t even notice. Hostess has developed something...
REVIEW: Reese’s Creme Puffs
Excuse me a second while I take a selfie: You wanna talk about identifying with a product? These Reese’s Creme Puffs just get me. Chocolate, peanut butter, the word “puff.”...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes Chocolate with Marshmallows
Because adding marshmallows to Frosted Flakes wasn’t enough… Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes Chocolate with Marshmallows comes a few months after Tony tried to murder us with Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes with Marshmallows....
REVIEW: Snickers & Hazelnut
“Hungry, why wait?” Welp, that’s all I needed to get out of preparing an intro. Snickers & Hazelnut is something I’ve been anxiously awaiting for a while. A few years ago,...
REVIEW: Little Debbie PB Rounds
When your snack cake and body type are the same thing. Peanut butter is dan-ger-ous. Easily one of my biggest weaknesses. I have, I shit you not, between 15-20 open jars...
REVIEW: Hershey’s Cookies ‘N’ Mint
I used to carry gum in my pocket to get rid of Oreo breath, but now? Hershey’s new Cookes ‘N’ Mint steals a page right from the Girls Scout playbook....
REVIEW: Hershey’s Caramel Apple Filled Milk Chocolate
According to a recent study by food-blogging idiots who wrote this article, 9 out of 10 caramel apples are sick and tired of this shit. Pumpkin spice has stolen all...
