REVIEW: OhYeah! ONE Chocolate Birthday Cake
If you’ve been following my expeditious descent into obesity, you’re aware that I consumed OhYeah! ONE Birthday Cake bars for about 3 months straight to pretend I still had a...
Tagged: chocolate
REVIEW Battle: Pillsbury S’mores Toaster Strudel vs. Kellogg’s S’mores Pop Tarts
We can argue it for centuries. The Kellogg’s Pop Tart vs. Pillsbury Toaster Strudel debate may never be settled. Convenience vs. Quality. Versatility vs. Having to Do Stuff. Fake Frosting vs....
REVIEW: Rocky Road Quest Bar
*UPDATE: The Roady Road Quest Bar is here! The review that follows was published on April 29, 2016 when the bar was available exclusively to Quest Lab members. The bar is now...
REVIEW: Hostess Suzy Q’s
*Spits out coffee* GUYS, Hostess Suzy Q’s are back!! Wait a minute… WTF are Suzy Q’s? Hostess Suzy Q’s are comprised of two chocolate cake layers with a creamy filling...
REVIEW: Hostess Brownies made with M&M’s & Hostess Brownies made with Milky Way
The year is 1996. You’re the biggest bully in town – a real jackass. Junk Male is but 10 years old. For all intents and purposes, he is the fattest...
REVIEW: Little Debbie Zebra Brownies
What’s your favorite Little Debbie snack? Can you guess mine? If you guessed Zebra Cakes and Fudge Brownies, you only get partial credit. The correct answer is “All of Them,”...
REVIEW: Angie’s Boom Chicka Pop S’mores
It’s movie night at Junk Banter, and we’re making s’mores! Well, kind of. Tonight we cozy up with a movie and Angie’s Boom Chicka Pop S’mores Kettle Corn. Whenever I...
REVIEW: S’mores Crispy M&M’s
In 1999, Crispy M&M’s were born. They were great! The concept wasn’t too innovative, but they were crispy and everybody loved them. So Mars discontinued them in 2006 because “Haha F-...
NEWS: S’mores Chips Ahoy! Coming Soon; So Am I
S’more breaking news! Fresh off yesterday’s news of S’mores Crispy M&M’s, we have another s’mores product to stuff our faces with right in time for beach season. Grab a towel...
REVIEW: Fiber One 90 Calorie S’mores Bars
A famous food blogger once wrote: “Marshmallows taste like poop.” (Junk Male, 2015) Tonight, a famous food blogger is going to eat marshmallows in order to poop. Introducing Fiber One 90 Calorie S’mores...
NEWS: S’mores Crispy M&M’s Are Coming; Are Here
(UPDATE: Read our Review of S’mores Crispy M&M’s!) Sick and tired of me sending them Snaps of my diary, Mars has finally gotten their shit together and released S’mores Crispy...
REVIEW: Betty Crocker Sweet Rewards Chocolate Chip Cookie Bar
Tonight is the first episode of a new three part series here at Junk Banter titled: “Who Exactly is Betty Crocker, And Why Is My Ass So Big?” When I first...
