REVIEW: Kellogg’s Cinnamon Frosted Flakes
Skip past the part where following Tony the Tiger on Twitter is an absolute low-point, and imagine my bewilderment when I saw this tweet: I am not at liberty to...
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REVIEW: General Mills Cinnamon Star Crunch
I trust you’ve heard about Christmas miracles. Well, today I discuss a Christmas tragedy. For some unthinkable, horrible, bullshit reason, General Mills has replaced life-changing Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch with this...
REVIEW (x2): Nabisco Chips Ahoy! Thins (Original & Cinnamon Sugar)
You know America’s obesity epidemic has reached new heights when even our cookies have engaged in a weight loss competition. Nabisco Chips Ahoy! Thins follow up on the success of...
NEWS: Nabisco Cinnamon Donut Chips Ahoy! Coming; You’ve Got To Be Freaking Kidding Me
Because you’ve got to be freaking kidding me, Nabisco Cinnamon Donut Chips Ahoy! are headed our way… eventually. No sooner than I could finish an entire package of Red Velvet...
REVIEW: Pillsbury Grands! S’mores Rolls
Your girlfriend or boyfriend dumped you. You didn’t get the job. You got a flat tire on the drive home. Basically, you suck. What do you do to fix everything?...
REVIEW: Entenmann’s Little Bites Cinnamon French Toast
Am I the only person in America who has been sustaining themselves strictly with french toast in 2016? We’ve got french toast bread, french toast bagels, french toast doughnuts… you name it....
REVIEW: MusclePharm Combat Crunch Bars (All of Them)
If there’s one thing I’ve learned about our fantastic readers, it’s that you all definitely want me to die. Before I even had a chance to digest the 220g of...
REVIEW: Pillsbury Grands! Apple Cinnamon Rolls
Following a temporary stint as the Pillsbury Dough Girl, the Pillsbury Dough Boy has finally re-emerged this winter. Apparently, Poppin’ Fresh spent all fall as an apple farmer and it...
REVIEW: Cinnamon Bun Oreos
The hurricane. The United States military. Love. These are some of the greatest forces on Earth, but they all pale in comparison to the smell of freshly baked cinnamon buns. Have...
REVIEW: Smartfood Cinnamon and Brown Sugar Popcorn
Let’s cut the bullshit: popcorn is the greatest snack ever invented. There is literally nothing not to love about fluffy crunchy butter and salt. I’m pretty sure that 90% of my...
REVIEW: Pillsbury Apple Cinnamon Mini Pies
One down, two more Pillsbury Mini Pies to go. How are we doing after the Pillsbury S’mores Mini Pie? So good, I can’t even. But let’s reserve judgment until we...
