REVIEW: Kellogg’s Snickerdoodle Pop-Tarts
In their early testing days, before they even had a name, Pop-Tarts were referred to internally as “fruit scones.” Now I’m pretty sure they could open an entire bakery just...
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REVIEW: Nabisco Snickerdoodle Oreos
A wave of excitement rushes over you as you open your eyes. It’s Christmas morning! You rush down the stairs. Santa’s fat ass is stuck in the chimney, but you...
REVIEW: Nabisco Neapolitan Oreos
When you really stop and think about it, there may not be a greater choice of ice cream than Neapolitan. Long a lifeline for the indecisive, Neapolitan ice cream speaks...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Topped – Chocolate Milk & Cookies
Disclaimer: Ben & Jerry’s sent me free pints of the Topped line. Receiving free product didn’t affect my review, as I’ve poo-pooed plenty of products I received for free. When it...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Topped – Dirt Cake
Disclaimer: Ben & Jerry’s sent me free pints of the Topped line. Receiving free product didn’t affect my review, as I’ve poo-pooed plenty of products I received for free. When it...
REVIEW: Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies Ice Cream
Man, when Little Debbie isn’t making us fat, she’s making us fatter! Little Debbie Ice Cream It’s official: Little Debbie now has a bigger presence in your kitchen than you...
REVIEW: Nabisco Toffee Crunch Oreos
Want to know something incredibly interesting about toffee? Too bad – it doesn’t exist! Nabisco Toffee Crunch Oreos So as you strap yourself in to read the most uninteresting Oreo...
REVIEW: Nabisco Ultimate Chocolate Oreo
Ultimately, they may be running out of ideas… But ultimately, it’s still chocolate! Nabisco Ultimate Chocolate Oreo Description via Nabisco: OREO Ultimate Chocolate Flavor Crème Chocolate Sandwich Cookies are the...
REVIEW: Nabisco Apple Cider Donut Oreos
Indulge me for a second and picture your perfect fall date. Is it closer to: A lovely trip to an apple orchard, wherein you spend the day breathing in the...
REVIEW: Nabisco Strawberry Frosted Donut Oreos
Back in MYYYYY day, we had to suffer through elections to get OUR donut Oreos… Nabisco Strawberry Frosted Donut Oreos Oh how the times have a-changed! Let’s first take a stroll...
REVIEW: Dunkaroos Cookie Dough
Uhhhh, I think my Dunkaroos are broken… Dunkaroos Cookie Dough As well all know damn well by now, Dunkaroos returned in 2020 and well – 2020 got to ’em. The year...
REVIEW: Nabisco Gluten Free Oreos
Let me get some things straight before I dive into this review. Here’s what I know about gluten: Nothing. It tastes great. Yes, I am probably the LAST guy that...
