I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing
Keebler is the largest cookie and cracker manufacturer in the United States. (Sources: Wikipedia, Overzealous Guy from Keebler, Nobody At Nabisco, 2017) Given their success with these popular snacks, the ambitious...
“Those Who Rise the Fastest, Fall the Hardest” ~ Unknown (Made Up) Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the story of Lemon Blueberry. 2016 was a helluva year for Lemon Blueberry....
Coworkers… don’t you just hate ’em? Coworkers exist for one reason and one reason only: to sell me Girl Scout cookies for their daughters’ stupid fundraiser. For 364 days out...
Cereal companies everywhere are trying to reduce sugars and make their products healthier. This strategy aims to broaden their appeal with the suddenly health-conscious masses. When everyone else zigs, you zag:...
As you may recall if you read our blog (nope), I’m really passionate about my holiday themed breakfast cereals. Needless to say, I picked up Holiday Sprinkles Cookie Crisp, but...
Shoutout to the dyslexic people over at Entenmann’s! With everyone raving about “cookie butter” this and “cookie butter” that, Entenmann’s has completely misread the trend and are throwing it back to...
Look, there’s no crazy song and dance to start this review for a few reasons: 1) I’ve got THREE new candy bars to review. 2) You’ve only got a few...
Gingerbread! One of the lone holiday flavors with any staying power in junk food land. Here’s a brief history of gingerbread cookies: Santa eats them. That’s all you need to...
Every holiday season, Pringles release a bunch of flavors that shouldn’t be Pringles. Years past have brought us Pumpkin Pie Pringles, Milk Chocolate Pringles, White Chocolate Pringles, and even White Chocolate...
I won’t pretend for a second that I know what the Girl Scouts actually do. Here’s what they do according to Wikipedia (with an addendum by Junk Banter): “The Girl Scouts...
That feeling when you’re making s’mores but you’re too lazy to finish. Pepperidge Farm Toasted Marshmallow Milano Cookies could have been S’mores Milanos. They could have used graham flavored cookies and...
Oh boy, you wanna talk about cutting corners? The Keebler Elves have one job – to make cookies. The process is simple: 1) Make the dough. 2) Bake the dough....
