REVIEW: Nabisco Hot Cocoa Oreos
Forgive me for making assumptions based on appearances, but I think we can all agree that Santa’s fat ass loves cookies. After all, a popular tradition is to leave Oreos and...
I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing
Forgive me for making assumptions based on appearances, but I think we can all agree that Santa’s fat ass loves cookies. After all, a popular tradition is to leave Oreos and...
While it’s no secret that I’m a filthy little pumpkin slut, I’ll be the first to admit we’ve been spoiled with pumpkin in the U.S. From pumpkin spice lattes to...
Once upon a time, long before white girls were invented, it was apple cider (not pumpkin) that reigned supreme during fall. It was a simpler time; we’d all sip apple...
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Why did they discontinue Dunkaroos? Will anyone EVER tell me what the hell the White...
Little Debbie Caramel Apple Oatmeal Creme Pies are back! Please find our review, originally published on August 31 2016, below: What’s that old expression, “An Oatmeal Creme Pie a Day...
If you’re reading this today (you’re not), you fall into one of two camps. Camp A is obsessed with cookie butter, and Camp B has no idea what it is....
*Updated: Pumpkin Spice Oreos have returned to store shelves! These Oreos debuted in 2014 and have returned each fall since. If you’ve been following Junk Banter at all, 1) get...
*Updated: Nabisco Cinnamon Donut Chips Ahoy! are back on shelves for 2017! This review was originally prepared on August 25, 2016 when the cookies first debuted. Please find our review...
I’m just gonna come out and say it: back-to-school season really bites the big one. You have to buy new clothes because I got fatter, shop for things like PENCILS,...
Waking up is not an easy process in the Junk Banter household. In order to function properly each day, I must first drive to the nearest Dunkin’ Donuts and get...
Key Lime Pie Oreos are back on shelves for 2017! Please find our review from last year below, republished with new images and minor edits: Sorry, guys. You remember the game...
Having exhausted everything from Swedish Fish to Peeps, it’s clear that Nabisco is running thin on ideas: “Heyyyyyyyy… I’ve got an idea…” Do you remember when food was flavored with actual...