REVIEW: General Mills Hot Cocoa Cocoa Puffs
Ladies and Gents, I’d like to introduce to you the most clever no-brainer that’s ever existed. Hot Cocoa Cocoa Puffs, or Hot Cocoa² Puffs, is a level of genius so...
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REVIEW: General Mills Apple Cinnamon Toast Crunch
In June 2016, General Mills made headlines when it launched its first new cereal brand in FIFTEEN years. The cereal was called Tiny Toast (I’m not sure why) and it...
REVIEW: General Mills Cocoa Puffs Ice Cream Scoops
Ah, the nostalgia bug has bitten me today, so strap yourselves in for a really dumb post… We’ll call it, “just another post.” Long ago, the second review I ever...
REVIEW: General Mills Cinnamon Toast Crunch Bites
If there’s any three words that can excite me more than the words “Cinnamon Toast Crunch,” those words have got to be: Exploding. Cereal. Donuts. HOLY FAT with these new...
REVIEW: General Mills Mocha Crunch Cereal
As a child, I couldn’t start my day without a big bowl of sugary cereal. As an adult man, I can’t start my day without a big cup of coffee....
PODCAST: The Nosh Show Episode 107, “Trash Can Pizza Pringles”
Tired of listening to the same old music when you exercise? Tired of EXERCISING, period? I’ve got just the thing! The Nosh Show is a podcast about junk food and...
REVIEW: General Mills Very Berry Cheerios
Happy National Cereal Day! I could not conjure a better excuse to finally publish this review of Very Berry Cheerios that I wrote in December. Reading consumer interests is no joke, and...
REVIEW: General Mills Girl Scouts Caramel Crunch Cereal
Coworkers… don’t you just hate ’em? Coworkers exist for one reason and one reason only: to sell me Girl Scout cookies for their daughters’ stupid fundraiser. For 364 days out...
REVIEW: General Mills Girl Scouts Thin Mints Cereal
The Girl Scouts cooking-selling season is about to begin in earnest, while the “Diet Starts 2018” season began on January 2nd. What a perfect time for the Girl Scouts Cookie Cereals! You’ll have...
REVIEW: General Mills Holiday Sprinkle Cookie Crisp
As you may recall if you read our blog (nope), I’m really passionate about my holiday themed breakfast cereals. Needless to say, I picked up Holiday Sprinkles Cookie Crisp, but...
REVIEW: General Mills Cinnamon Star Crunch
I trust you’ve heard about Christmas miracles. Well, today I discuss a Christmas tragedy. For some unthinkable, horrible, bullshit reason, General Mills has replaced life-changing Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch with this...
REVIEW (x2): General Mills Strawberry Tiny Toast & Blueberry Tiny Toast Cereal
Ah, lazy breakfasts. The best kinds of meals are the ones that still taste good without having to do work and clean up and stuff. Perhaps the laziest breakfast is...
