REVIEW: The Original Chipwich Birthday Cake Chipwich
The Original Chipwich® presents… A very different Chipwich than the original.™ The Original Chipwich really wants you to know and never forget that they’re the original Chipwich. From 1978 to...
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REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Topped Tiramisu
Disclaimer: Ben & Jerry’s sent me free pints of the Topped line prior to their release. Receiving free product didn’t affect my review, as I’ve poo-pooed plenty of products I received...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Topped – Strawberry Topped Tart
Disclaimer: Ben & Jerry’s sent me free pints of the Topped line prior to their release. Receiving free product didn’t affect my review, as I’ve poo-pooed plenty of products I received...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Punch Line
I was never good at developing well-told jokes organically, but here’s a punch line for you: “Fat food blogger can’t stop eating ice cream and watching Netflix.” Ben & Jerry’s...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Boots on the Moooo’n
Boy, they really just want us to stay on the couch and eat ice cream forever, huh? Ben & Jerry’s Boots on the Moooo’n It’s a THIRD collabo between Ben...
REVIEW: Lucky Charms Frozen Dairy Dessert
It’s been a precipitous fall for Junk Banter. Not many years ago, when I was a healthy man, I wouldn’t consume milk. Too many calories, too much fat, and lots...
REVIEW: Cinnamon Toast Crunch Ice Cream
It’s been a precipitous fall for Junk Banter. Not many years ago, when I was a healthy man, I wouldn’t consume milk. Too many calories, too much fat, and lots...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Chip Happens
I’ve never seen the show Nailed It! on Netflix, but apparently it’s a show where really bad bakers like you and me f*ck up the cakes they’re supposed to make and produce...
REVIEW: Good Humor Pop Tarts Bars
This “freezing your Pop Tarts” shit as officially gone on for too long… Good Humor Pop Tarts Bars Oh, I don’t know mean that freezing your Pop Tarts doesn’t make...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Cannoli
Maybe the third time’s the charm…? Guys, how many times we are gonna have to not buy this before Ben & Jerry’s stops making a cannoli ice cream? Dial it...
Quick Bites: Nestle Drumstick Crushed It! Cones & Bars
Quick Bites are rapid-fire reviews without the lame story. Have you ever done something so well that you muttered “Crushed It!” to yourself? Nestle is REALLY proud of their latest products… Nestle...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Gimme S’more!
Ben & Jerry’s Gimme S’more is back as a full-time flavor! Please find our review below. A rare blindspot in the Ben & Jerry’s portfolio – in my opinion anyway...
