REVIEW: ENLIGHTENED Ice Cream (Ranking of All Flavors)
Thank you to ENLIGHTENED for sending all their flavors so I could rank them for you, which begins below! ATTN: Fit Chicks & Beefcakes Everywhere! Hiya, sexy! I’m assuming you...
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REVIEW: Burger King Froot Loops Shake
Cereal milk is best served cold, but it’s so f*cking hot right now. Ben & Jerry’s was the first mover when they turned cereal milk into ice cream to celebrate National Cereal Day,...
REVIEW (x3): Ben & Jerry’s Cereal Splashback Flavors
When I was a kid, I liked to start most days with a bowl of sugary cereal. I also liked to close them with a bowl of sugary ice cream. Not...
REVIEW: Starburst Jellybeans Ice Cream Flavors
Oh, Starburst. I love you so much even though you’re responsible for the most annoying commercial ever made. That stupid Berries & Creme leprechaun still haunts my dreams. But aside from the BCA...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Truffle Kerfuffle
What the fuffle..? Ben & Jerry’s just released a brand new flavor called Truffle Kerfuffle. I consider myself a betting man (I once bet actual cash on the Puppy Bowl),...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Oat of this Swirled
A moment of silence for an ice cream I never tried… RIP Ben & Jerry’s Oatmeal Cookie Chunk. Ben & Jerry’s Oatmeal Cookie Chunk was sweet cream cinnamon ice cream...
REVIEW: Hostess Sno Balls Ice Cream
And now for the Hostess ice cream that you care about the least. The only time I hear someone mention Hostess Sno Balls these days, it’s in the sentence: “I...
REVIEW: Hostess Cupcakes Ice Cream
Today I’d like to discuss symbolism in junk food, and I’m putting the spotlight on the Hostess Cupcake squiggle. Nothing made my chubby little ass dance with excitement more than...
REVIEW: Hostess Twinkies Ice Cream
As a historian of processed garbage, I recently discussed the and summarized with a chart: The Twinkie reached its apex with the release of the Deep Fried Twinkie. After years...
Small Business Spotlight: Little G Ice Cream Co.
When I was 8 years old, I was eating paints chips. When Grace Connor was 8 years old, she was already churning her own ice cream. One of us is...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Peppermint Joe-Joe’s Ice Cream
Look, even Babe Ruth struck out every once in a while… Trader Joe is one of the best in the game at nearly everything. But his ice cream? Not exactly batting...
REVIEW: Blue Bunny Cherrific Cheesecake Ice Cream
Tonight we continue our “Blue Bunny Holi-doodle is Dead” Consolation Tour with some cheesecake. Blue Bunny Cherrific Cheesecake ice cream is another seasonal ice cream meant to distract me/comfort me...
