I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing
A moment of silence, please. Blue Bunny Holi-Doodle Christmas Cookie ice cream is dead. Here’s what it looked like moments before it was brutally murdered: The assailant? F*cking listeria concerns. Hoppin Holidoodle, the...
Junk Banter Fat Couch is a recurring segment I do for my Snapchat audience. The segment has gotten completely out of control. What began as lazy reviews on my couch has spiraled...
Like clockwork. Earlier this year, Ben & Jerry’s released Cake My Day ice cream – vanilla cake batter ice cream, vanilla cake pieces, buttercream frosting, and a raspberry swirl. I really...
*Updated March 2019 with new Halo Top Strawberry Cheesecake! ATTN: Half-naked women of social media! Hi there! You probably stumbled upon this article whilst on an elliptical operating in a legendary...
This food-hunting business is no joke. Trust me, I know it better than just about anyone. All of these wonderful limited edition flavors are scattered about the land – some...
As we enter our second full season of pumpkin spice on Junk Banter, there will be many limited editions items that are making a return appearance. Since nobody read the...
Today is National S’mores Day! Welp, that’s all I needed to eat my first Klondike Bar in ten years. Tonight we’re celebrating with these S’mores Klondike Bars that have been in my...
Today is National Ice Cream Day! Just like every other day of the year, you should eat some ice cream today. But because it’s National Ice Cream Day, ice cream calories are...
To close out each week, I’ll post photos of some exciting new items that I’ve found recently. Each of these photos was shared directly to our Instagram page this week...
The Turkey Hill Campfire S’mores left me wanting more s’mores, so I went out and bought… some more. Were you expecting a pun? Sorry, I used them all up this winter. But now...
In case you’ve been surviving off s’mores-flavored junk food for the last three months, allow me to remind you that making real s’mores is still an awesome summertime experience. Not...
We’ve been treated to a lot of fun ice creams lately. The flavors seem to get more and more Junk Banter-y by the minute. One of the best features of ice cream...
