REVIEW: Pillsbury Thin Mints Brownie Mix
Last year, I ran with a theory that the Pillsbury Dough Boy had turned into a girl. He sure likes pumpkin spice an awful lot and he’s the whitest person-thing that I...
I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing
Last year, I ran with a theory that the Pillsbury Dough Boy had turned into a girl. He sure likes pumpkin spice an awful lot and he’s the whitest person-thing that I...
Forget the artisan breads, stinky cheeses, and fancy aiolis. The PB&J is and will always be the King of the Sandwich. Sure, we can argue strawberry jam vs. grape jelly...
We can argue it for centuries. The Kellogg’s Pop Tart vs. Pillsbury Toaster Strudel debate may never be settled. Convenience vs. Quality. Versatility vs. Having to Do Stuff. Fake Frosting vs....
Your girlfriend or boyfriend dumped you. You didn’t get the job. You got a flat tire on the drive home. Basically, you suck. What do you do to fix everything?...
This is it, guys. This is the review where all of my Junk Bantering culminates in me officially throwing in the towel on this whole “health” thing. For you see,...
Following a temporary stint as the Pillsbury Dough Girl, the Pillsbury Dough Boy has finally re-emerged this winter. Apparently, Poppin’ Fresh spent all fall as an apple farmer and it...
Two down, one Pillsbury Mini Pie to go. How was I feeling after the Apple Cinnamon Mini Pie? ‘Twas decent, but nowhere near as good S’mores Mini Pies. Unless, of course,...
One down, two more Pillsbury Mini Pies to go. How are we doing after the Pillsbury S’mores Mini Pie? So good, I can’t even. But let’s reserve judgment until we...
Oh. My. God. YOU GUYS. It’s no secret by now that I spend a lot of time in the grocery store. However, it’s not blind luck that I discover hot...
Kellogg’s Pop Tarts vs. Pillsbury Toaster Strudel. Which side are you on? Both are delicious breakfast pastries, but perfect substitutes they are not. The most commonly cited difference is that...