I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing
Kellogg’s Frosted Caramel Apple Pop Tarts are back! Please find our review, originally published on September 22 2016, below: Good news, everyone! The newest Pop Tart isn’t a soda! Probably because...
Have you ever enjoyed a Pop Tart so much, like REALLY enjoyed it, that you just started sucking on it without shame? Yeah no, me neither… asking for a friend....
How do you take your coffee, black? Just kidding, that’s dumb. What about with tons of sugar? And flavor syrup? All of the above, maybe? Then rolled into a breakfast pastry,...
Kellogg’s has just released a new Pop Tart that is actually an old Pop Tart that looks exactly like a current Pop Tart! Track this one with me. Kellogg’s Frosted...
To close out each week, I’ll post photos of some exciting new items that I’ve found recently. Each of these photos was shared directly to our Instagram page this week...
My first glass of soda in like twenty years was a Pop Tart, and it was an unmitigated disaster. The Kellogg’s Frosted Orange Crush Pop Tarts were brutally terrible. But...
Every man has his rules. One of mine is that I will not drink soda. Too much sugar. However, I also have this terrific rule that I must eat every...
A mere days after serving us boiling hot lemonade for breakfast, Kellogg’s continues to display a fundamental misunderstanding of what is food and what is drink by announcing two brand new...
It’s the first day of Spring! Try telling that to Kellogg’s, who released these Spring Frosted Strawberry Pop Tarts in the middle of winter. I haven’t bothered with these until now; I’ve...
Much like Frosted Watermelon Pop Tarts are the zombies of the deceased Wild Watermelon Pop Tarts, today we’ll be reviewing another flavor straight from the Pop Tart Graveyard. Reintroducing: Kellogg’s Frosted Chocolatey...
Today we’ll be making love to some brand new Pop Tarts that are actually 18 years old. Thank God they’re finally legal… Kellogg’s Frosted Watermelon Pop Tarts appear to be the same...
Do you like bacon? Don’t answer that. You like bacon…a lot. This is America, after all. Land of the Free and Home of the Bacon. So here I find myself in...
