REVIEW: Nestle Toll House Pumpkin Spice Blondies
Last week, I encountered an extremely large display of Nestle Toll House Pumpkin Spice Blondie Mix at my local Target. I thought they sounded pretty cool, but I really didn’t want...
I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing
Last week, I encountered an extremely large display of Nestle Toll House Pumpkin Spice Blondie Mix at my local Target. I thought they sounded pretty cool, but I really didn’t want...
Today, I worked out for about 5 minutes (checked Instagram in the squat rack), so we’re gonna eat some pumpkin spice fitness food to bulk up. The Pumpkin Spice movement...
I’m beginning to think that Trader Joe is nothing more than a pumpkin peddler. I have a pretty good pulse on all things pumpkin, yet every time I walk into...
This review begins with a story. Back in September, I reviewed Ben & Jerry’s Pumpkin Cheesecake Ice Cream and rated it a 10. When I published my review, one of...
Now that the fall season has just begun, it’s time to review some decidedly winter products. Clif bars are organic, nutrition-dense energy bars made from organic rolled oats, dates, soybeans,...
If you found this review by Googling “JELL-O Pudding,” then you oughta be ashamed of yourself. Pudding is a snack typically reserved for children and people without teeth. It is best...
Ok, just, hear me out. Dog treats are technically junk food. They just happen to be junk food for a very specific audience (dogs). So by definition, they fall into the...
“L’eggo my Eggo” has been a popular advertising slogan for Eggo waffles since as early as 1972. The slogan implies that somebody hijacked your waffles while you were making them...
I first discovered Quest Bars in Winter 2013 when I was locked in a battle with Tony Horton and the P90X workout program. During this time, I had my nutrition so...
Confession time: I don’t fully understand marshmallows. Especially giant marshmallows. Do people snack on these things straight out of the bag? Here’s my scouting report on marshmallows: 1) Good in...
*Updated September 29, 2016: Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Pie Spice Cookie Butter has returned to store shelves! This product debuted last fall and is a special, special product. Please find our review from...
I’m thinking of changing my nickname from “Drunk Female” to “English Muffin Madame” or something. I’ve only drank, like, two beers in the past week but I’ve eaten enough English muffins...