REVIEW: Thomas’ S’mores English Muffins
Remember when the only cool thing about Thomas’ english muffins were their vaguely sexual-sounding “nooks and crannies”? Thomas used to be like a sweet old grandpa, just trying to make sure you...
I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing
Remember when the only cool thing about Thomas’ english muffins were their vaguely sexual-sounding “nooks and crannies”? Thomas used to be like a sweet old grandpa, just trying to make sure you...
I’m thinking of changing my nickname from “Drunk Female” to “English Muffin Madame” or something. I’ve only drank, like, two beers in the past week but I’ve eaten enough English muffins...
Growing up, Thomas’ English Muffins were a symbol of wealth to me. If I slept over your house and got one of these for breakfast, I likely assumed that you were...