REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Gingerbread Everything
Gingerbread! One of the lone holiday flavors with any staying power in junk food land. Here’s a brief history of gingerbread cookies: Santa eats them. That’s all you need to...
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REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Sticky Pumpkin Cake with Hard Sauce
I need an adult, I need an adult! Trader Joe’s Sticky Pumpkin Cake with Hard Sauce makes me uncomfortable on multiple levels. This product is filled with so many sexual innuendos...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Mango O’s
Cereal Chatter. Are you the type to put fruit in your morning cereal to make it a more nutritious breakfast? I was never that type. “What is this, salad?” The only...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Salted Caramel Coconut Cookies
Trader Joe’s is not into the whole brevity thing. They like looooong product names. Trader Joe’s And The Astounding Multi-Flavored Joe-Joe’s, Trader Joe’s Mini Ginger Pumpkin Ice Cream Mouthfuls, Trader Joe’s Center For...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s White House Cookie Kit
Hey guys! Just a heads up, I’m not Junk Male. I’m Drunk Female, and I used to write some reviews for Junk Banter back in the early days (when it was pretty...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Mango Coconut Caramel Corn
Our next stop on the “Trader Joe is a Crazy Son of a Bitch” tour takes us to Trader Joe’s Mango Coconut Flavored Caramel Corn. Weird-flavored popcorns are nothing new...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Shooting Stars Cookies
It happens when you least expect it. There you are, sitting alone in a McDonald’s parking lot… eating a McFlurry while “I Wanna Know What Love Is” by Foreigner plays on the...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Mango Joe-Joe’s
In my quest to eat every single food as an Oreo, I’m willing to experiment with things that aren’t even Oreos but are close enough. Plenty of companies offer knockoff...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Salted Butterscotch Molten Macaron
You guys know how I feel about macarons. (In short: they are my entire reason for living.) Trader Joe’s has done them well in the past; they even have a...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Mini Cinnamon Sugar Churros
Ah, the churro. The fancy Spanish counterpart to carnival funnel cakes. Does anyone else have fond memories of begging your mom to buy you a churro from Costco at the...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Chocolate Peppermint Cheesecake
Happy New Year, everyone! I hope your New Year’s Resolution wasn’t to eat less cheesecake, because we need to talk about this Trader Joe’s Chocolate Peppermint Cheesecake while the mint is...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Wintertide Tea Cookie Collection
Tea cookies are so effing classy. First, they are vaguely European, which transforms them from “fattening snack” into “cultural immersion”. Second, the name implies that I’m enjoying a nice cup of tea...
