I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing
Man, the word “butterscotch” is such a tease. It SHOULD mean tasty whiskey that’s mixed with copious amounts of butter. I can imagine Harry Potter drinking it once he’s grown up and gotten tired of...
Confession time: while I take great pride in all my baking accomplishments, I can admit that presentation is not my strong point. I’m too impatient, and usually too hungry, to get...
Bear with me, we’re almost out of this pumpkin spiced abyss. Sugar cookie season can’t come soon enough. If someone says they don’t like toaster pastries, resist the urge to hit them....
Ok, ok, ok. I know we said that we were done with pumpkin ice cream when we reviewed Talenti Pumpkin Pie Gelato. But there are a few important things to keep...
I must begin this review with some qualifications: 1) I really like spicy foods, 2) I have a really high spice tolerance, and 3) I don’t believe that “hotter” is...
A haiku in honor of Trader Joe’s Pecan Pie Filling In A Jar: Pecan pie filling– for those of us too lazy to bother with crust. There are two kinds...
Because the world is a wonderful place, soon we will be able to eat pecan pie filling straight out of a jar like the uncivilized animals we all are. Introducing...
I’m beginning to think that Trader Joe is nothing more than a pumpkin peddler. I have a pretty good pulse on all things pumpkin, yet every time I walk into...
Ok, just, hear me out. Dog treats are technically junk food. They just happen to be junk food for a very specific audience (dogs). So by definition, they fall into the...
*Updated September 29, 2016: Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Pie Spice Cookie Butter has returned to store shelves! This product debuted last fall and is a special, special product. Please find our review from...
I’m thinking of changing my nickname from “Drunk Female” to “English Muffin Madame” or something. I’ve only drank, like, two beers in the past week but I’ve eaten enough English muffins...
The first macaron I ever had was about 5 years ago at Laduree in Paris, France. I was backpacking and had a strict budget of $30 per day for food. I bought one...
