REVIEW: Hershey’s Cookies ‘N’ Mint
I used to carry gum in my pocket to get rid of Oreo breath, but now?
Hershey’s new Cookes ‘N’ Mint steals a page right from the Girls Scout playbook. Well, it’s not NEW, new. These apparently existed at one point, a fact I only know because I stumbled upon this Facebook page called Bring back the Hersheys Cookies N Mint Candy Bar. This is proof that there’s literally a group for everything.
Here’s an excerpt from the page:
With posts like this, it’s hard to imagine what took Hershey’s so long…
Hershey’s Cookies ‘N’ Mint is constructed much like the Hershey’s Cookies ‘n’ Creme, substituting milk chocolate for white and adding mint flavoring. These bars can be purchased exclusively at Walmart right next to the gum at checkout. Do you struggle with bad breath but hate the whole chewing gum thing? Opt for Hershey’s Cookies ‘N’ Mint if you want to struggle with weight gain instead.
Hershey’s Cookies ‘N’ Mint is one tasty sonofabitch. The mint is strong both in scent and in flavor; you’ll know exactly what you’re about to get into, and then you’ll get it. The mint comes on immediately before mellowing out with an extra creamy milk chocolate flavor – Hershey’s signature. Then a cooling mint prevails at the end, lingering for a good while. The crunchy cookie bits add the same fun texture you find in the regular Hershey’s Cookies ‘N’ Creme, and help this baby taste like a Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookie in candy bar form. This will please many fellow fatasses reading this food blog.
Hershey’s Cookies ‘N’ Mint deserved to make a comeback. Perhaps that incoherent Mystery Man in the Facebook group got his shit together and wrote some compelling and comprehensible e-mails to Hershey’s.
Thank you Mystery Man!
Oreo Breath Rating: 4 out of 10
Mystery Man’s Ability to Complete a Sentence Rating: 1 out of 10
Overall Rating: 8 out of 10
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