8 Responses

  1. Fiber one bars don’t affect me the same way Fiber One cereal does though…

    • Junk Male says:

      I can’t say I’ve ever had the cereal bars; I’ve just tried all the chewy 90 calorie bars.

  2. For some reason, I can’t see the comment I left OR your reply – Facebook is such a cockblocking, clamjamming douchecanoe.

    • Junk Male says:

      Haha, I can see them both! Are you definitely logged in on Facebook in the browser you’re viewing my site? Here is my response verbatim:

      “I giggle every time I go on RedTube and I’m 30! Thanks Morgan! I will continue to be a unicorn if you promise to stick around.”

      • Yeah, I’ve tried ALL OF THE THINGS. Either way, thank you for the copy-pasta. AND with that comment, you have a new resident commenter. *settles into squidgy armchair with a glass of Laphroaig and an Amazon window open searching frantically because we can’t get a lot of these treats in Australia, damnit, WHY DOES NO ONE SHIP HEEEEEERRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE*

        • Junk Male says:

          Comments make this site look cooler than it is. Your patronage is valued. If I ever fail to respond, just assume I’m drunk and in a ditch somewhere. Or at work. And I would help you out but I once did a snack exchange to Australia and my shipping cost was $90. I’m retiring.