General Mills Peach Cheerios are back! Please find our review below: 

Disclosure: Even though I did buy a box myself, General Mills gifted me a box of Peach Cheerios. It didn’t affect my review, and quite frankly… I’m not sure they would be thrilled with the direction it takes.

An unpopular basement-dweller once wrote that consumers of Cheerios fall into one of two categories:

• Babies.
• Grandpa.

Finally, a flavor that appeals to Millennials!!

General Mills Peach Cheerios

New ? Cheerios! At the risk of sounding like a total creep (which I am), I’m allll about that ?. Can’t get enough of it, and apparently neither can General Mills with its latest seasonal flavor.

Oh wait, not THAT kind of ?? Well whatever… I’m here today to talk about butt.

Millennials are OBSESSED with butts! Within the last ten years, butts have really exploded. Everywhere you turn, my generation is either sculpting their butts, rapping about butts, Brazilian Butt Lifting their butts, or just flat out staring at butts. This article literally refers to us as: “Generation Butt.”

Here are some fun butt stats:

• Scientists from the University of Oxford discovered that women with larger than average butts are not only more intelligent, but also highly resistant to chronic illnesses. (Source: Complex.com)
• 80% of all U.S. states are more aroused by butts than boobs (Source: Pornhub (SFW))
• Butts are great. (Source: Me)

… what the hell was this review about again?

Unlike the new Chocolate Peanut Butter Cheerios, General Mills Peach Cheerios don’t use a flavor powder. Instead, they have a light glaze on them like Strawberry Cheerios and Banana Nut Cheerios. A sweet, delicious, booty glaze.

And that flavor is remarkably peachy. Made with peach puree concentrate, Peach Cheerios are refreshing not only in taste, but refreshing as a relatively untapped option in the cereal game. The closest comparison I can think of is Trader Joe’s Mango O’s, except these are sweeter overall and generally much better.

The flavor is delicate yet precise, and would make for a natural complement to eat atop yogurt, within oatmeal, or off someone’s butt.

When you hit Peach Cheerios with milk, you get some subtle smoothie vibes, or better yet… peaches and cream. The flavor transitions from distinctly peach to vaguely tropical, before settling back to whole grain oats. I prefer it right from the box like I do most cereals, but milk doesn’t compromise it much.

Millennials everywhere should welcome this titillating new flavor to the Cheerios family. I see these being particularly popular in the social media community where ? emoji usage is sky high. And speaking of which, please excuse me for I must now go catch up on my social.

…My Instagram feed is basically just donuts and asses.

? (The Fruit) Rating: 8 out of 10
? (Da Booty) Rating: ? out of 10
Overall Rating: 8 out of 10

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