REVIEW: Snickers White
Before you open your mouth, just shut up. I’ve seen sooo much hate for white chocolate in recent years. The criticisms often read that “white chocolate isn’t even chocolate”, which is...
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REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Springle Jangle
It’s a good thing calories don’t count during pandemics! Trader Joe’s Springle Jangle Normally this would be danger, danger, danger, but Trader Joe’s Springle Jangle couldn’t have released at a...
REVIEW: Hershey’s Birthday Cake Kit Kat
The original Kit Kat was born on August 29, 1935. Some 85 years later, and on the wrong day by about 4 months, it’s finally getting some cake. Hershey’s Birthday...
Quick Bites: Hershey’s White with Whole Almonds
Quick Bites are rapid-fire reviews without the lame story. Today’s quick bite is: Hershey’s White with Whole Almonds Description via Hershey’s: A sweet and crunchy treat that features a smooth white...
REVIEW: Fudge Brownie M&M’s
Finally, brownies that melt in your mouth and not in your hands!! …and, maybe I should stop clutching brownies in my pockets all the time!! Fudge Brownie M&M’s For this...
REVIEW: Reese’s White Stuffed with Pieces
It’s been almost 4 years since Reese’s Cups first got pregnant with little bitty Reese’s Pieces growing inside of them. Looks like we’re finally starting to get some genetic variability…...
REVIEW: Skittles Dips
If eating way too much junk food for way too many years has taught me anything: Fruit tastes better with yogurt. I could definitely use help pooping. Today we’ll put...
REVIEW: Lindt LINDOR Neapolitan Truffles
When you don’t know what truffle you want to buy… Or ice cream you want to eat. Lindt LINDOR Neapolitan Truffles Description: A delicate white chocolate shell infused with strawberry...
REVIEW: Sour Patch Kids Marshmallows
As sixteen time world champion and fake wrestler Ric Flair often proclaimed: To BE the man, you’ve got to BEAT the man. Sour Patch Kids are here to destroy Peeps...
REVIEW: Lemon Crisp Kit Kat
Spring is in the air (it’s 30 degrees out), and the Kit Kats are in full bloom. Lemon Crisp Kit Kat We all know when life hands you lemons you...
REVIEW: Orange Vanilla Cream M&M’s
Orange Vanilla Cream M&M’s are back at Dollar General! Please find our review below: Orange you glad you have someone to help locate all these snacks?! Orange Vanilla Cream M&M’s...
REVIEW: Raspberry + Creme Kit Kats
“I love you… here’s some raspberries.” ~ Junk Banter, not knowing how to get laid. Raspberry + Creme Kit Kats I’ve made it no secret that I have a special...
