REVIEW: White Boo-tterscotch M&M’s
When it comes to food, it takes a lot to frighten me. I’ve eaten a lot of scary shit for this blog. Take , for example, which never required a...
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REVIEW: Hostess Brownies made with M&M’s & Hostess Brownies made with Milky Way
The year is 1996. You’re the biggest bully in town – a real jackass. Junk Male is but 10 years old. For all intents and purposes, he is the fattest...
REVIEW: S’mores Crispy M&M’s
In 1999, Crispy M&M’s were born. They were great! The concept wasn’t too innovative, but they were crispy and everybody loved them. So Mars discontinued them in 2006 because “Haha F-...
NEWS: S’mores Crispy M&M’s Are Coming; Are Here
(UPDATE: Read our Review of S’mores Crispy M&M’s!) Sick and tired of me sending them Snaps of my diary, Mars has finally gotten their shit together and released S’mores Crispy...
REVIEW: Cheez It Sweet & Salty Snack Mix
Cheese & Chocolate – a pairing so inspired that it’s reserved for the fanciest kind of individuals. For example, the French… or the type of person that will only opt...
REVIEW: M&M’s “Vote For Your Favorite Peanut” Contest (Honey Nut M&M’s, Coffee Nut M&M’s, Chili Nut M&M’s)
As Americans everywhere are feverishly debating which person will ruin this great nation even further, the Mars Company is lobbying for votes in their new promotion: M&M’s “Vote For Your...
REVIEW: Malt M&M’s Mini Eggs
When referencing candy, ask anyone what “malt” is and you’ll get the same response: “Whoppers.” Ask them a second time what malt really is, and you’ll likely get a blank stare. Ask...
REVIEW: Easter Sundae M&M’s
Chocolate. Ice Cream. The Lord Jesus Christ. What do these three things all have in common? Nothing. Introducing Easter Sundae M&M’s! You wanna talk about a gimmick? Easter Sundae M&M’s...
REVIEW: White Strawberry Shortcake M&M’s
It’s January, and you know what that means: it’s almost Valentine’s Day, which means it’s almost Easter! That is apparently the marketing mindset at M&M’s, because they’ve gone ahead and released...
REVIEW: Strawberry M&M’s
As Valentine’s Day approaches and everyone is scrambling to get their reservations together at T.G.I. Friday’s, the Red M&M is drunk with love. Introducing Strawberry M&M’s, the newest limited edition M&M flavor to...
REVIEW: Hot Chocolate M&M’s
Ok guys. It’s been exactly three days since I reviewed the Hot Cocoa Chips Ahoy! cookies, and my life has completely spiraled out of control since. Those cookies were so...
REVIEW: Cafe Mocha M&M’s
I wasn’t expecting to be here right now. Let me contextualize this review for you. I had just finished up weights at the gym. I stepped outside and noticed that the...
