REVIEW: Cheez It Sweet & Salty Snack Mix
Cheese & Chocolate – a pairing so inspired that it’s reserved for the fanciest kind of individuals. For example, the French… or the type of person that will only opt...
Monthly Archive: March 2016
REVIEW: Betty Crocker Sweet Rewards Chocolate Chip Cookie Bar
Tonight is the first episode of a new three part series here at Junk Banter titled: “Who Exactly is Betty Crocker, And Why Is My Ass So Big?” When I first...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Non-Dairy Chunky Monkey
Don’t have a cow, man. I’ve received a lot of requests to review more of the Ben & Jerry’s Non-Dairy Ice Cream line, and tonight I’m going to do just...
REVIEW: 7-Eleven Wild Cherry Slurpee Donut
Guys, I’m very sorry you had to hear this from me, but Slurpees are now donuts. Just two weeks ago, Slurpees were cotton candy. Now, they’re donuts. Yes, the 7-Eleven...
REVIEW BATTLE: Russell Stover Whip Eggs (Mango, Key Lime, Banana, Pineapple)
Happy Easter to those who celebrate! You know what means, right? Something about Jesus, but also that there’s going to be a LOT of Easter candy on clearance. Like these...
REVIEW: Nabisco Strawberry Shortcake Oreos
Warning: This is going to be brutal. When there is no backstory for the feature flavor of a limited edition Oreo, I steal jokes from the Internet. When the flavor...
REVIEW: Pepperidge Farm S’mores Cookies
I’ve got s’more s’mores for you guys… This will never end, and I don’t want it to. Oft-forgotten because we’re too lazy to make our own, the s’mores are getting a resurgence...
REVIEW: Talenti Peanut Butter Pretzel Gelato
What a time to be alive! Apparently jealous that Ben & Jerry’s has rolled out a bunch of new ice creams to ring in 2016, Talenti is throwing 7 new flavors at...
REVIEW: Tastykake Peach Cobbler Mini Donuts
Peach cobbler… peach cobbler… hmm. Guys, there’s no backstory for peach cobbler. It’s peach cobbler. I did a Google search on peach cobbler and found nothing interesting. I did find...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Spring Frosted Strawberry Pop Tarts
It’s the first day of Spring! Try telling that to Kellogg’s, who released these Spring Frosted Strawberry Pop Tarts in the middle of winter. I haven’t bothered with these until now; I’ve...
REVIEW: Nabisco Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Oreos
There’s no wrong way to eat a Reese’s. But is there a better way? This was the marketing mindset of Nabisco, who in 2014 delighted the world when it stuffed this classic...
REVIEW: Dannon Oikos Red Velvet Cake
There is something wrong with all of us. Why can’t we just let yogurt be yogurt? Adding fruit is one thing. Fruit is healthy. Yogurt is healthy. Add all the fruit you...
