REVIEW: Nabisco Good Humor Strawberry Shortcake Oreos
Somewhere out there, there’s an ice cream truck driver who would be the perfect reviewer of these new Oreos… Anyway, here’s an old photo of me selling ice cream out...
Monthly Archive: June 2018
REVIEW: Milky Way Fudge
Let’s be honest with each other… does anyone really know what nougat is? Okay, well it’s fudge now. Milky Way Fudge Just as I was beginning to understand regular nougat, (??♂️), Mars...
REVIEW: Little Debbie Birthday Cakes
Happy Birthday from the person who’s basically never had one! I mean I’ll take it whenever I can get it, but it seems awfully cruel to ask a four year...
REVIEW: Pillsbury Confetti Cookies
? I make it rain (I make it rain), I make it rain on them doughs! ? Nothing says “I’m here to party” like sprinkles, and Poppin’ Fresh is straight POURIN’ on...
REVIEW: Keebler Chocolate Caramel Fudge Stripes
Quick Bites are rapid-fire reviews without the lame story – just the important points. Moving past his colossal F*ck Up, aka WHOOPSY! Fudge Stripes, Ernie has gotten his shit together...
REVIEW: Keebler Whoopsy! Fudge Stripes
Oh no!!!!! Ernie the Elf has truly f*cked up big time with new Keebler Whoopsy! Fudge Stripes, #FullyFudged. Yes, there is a hashtag in the title. Keebler Whoopsy! Fudge Stripes...
REVIEW: Hershey’s Pineapple Coconut Kisses (Flavor of Hawaii)
Go away, Hershey’s… you are DRUNK. Hershey’s Pineapple Coconut Kisses C’MON! You had a great thing going last year with the Flavor of Hawaii Coconut Almond Kisses!! Call me a...
REVIEW: Chocolate Covered Strawberry Kit Kat (Flavor of California)
Remember last year’s Hershey’s Flavor of America campaign? The one that produced weird flavors like BBQ Payday, Hershey’s Cherry Cheesecake, and Key Lime Pie Twizzlers? Most flavors were met with...
REVIEW: Post Peanut Butter & Cocoa Pebbles
Yabba Dabba D-aaaamn, son! The Flinstones may have been cancelled from television in 1966, but dammit, they still make a good breakfast in 2018. Joining Fruity, Cocoa, Marshmallow Fruity, and Cinnamon Pebbles on...
REVIEW (x2): Kellogg’s Gone Nutty! Pop Tarts
They’re baaaack! And quite frankly, they should have never left in the first place… Kellogg’s Gone Nutty! Pop Tarts Kellogg’s went nutty when it discontinued Gone Nutty! Pop Tarts not...
REVIEW: Thomas’ Maple French Toast English Muffins
Thomas’ Maple French Toast English Muffins are back! Because this is one of our favorite products of all time, please find our review below – written by Junk Banter alumnus Drunk...
REVIEW: Summetime Ranch Cheetos Stars
New Summertime Ranch Cheetos! Because nothing says “I’m ready to take my shirt off” like a bottle of Ranch dressing. Summertime Ranch Cheetos Stars Cheetos Flamin’ Hot Chipotle Ranch has...
