Honestly, the guy has ONE job. If he’s going to keep f*cking up all the cookies, get him off the line…
Keebler Whoopsy! Fudge Stripes Cookies & Creme
OH NO!!!
For the second time in mere months, Ernie the Elf has forgotten how to do the only thing he was good at. Whoopsy!
Fudge Stripes are #FullyFudged versions of the Elf Baker’s – if we can even call him a baker at this point – most iconic cookie. It’s not usually a good sign when you make this exact face regularly at your place of employment:
What an idiot!
If you generally shop for products that were produced in error, Whoopsy! Fudge Stripes also come in a plain, chocolate fudge variety. They may sound like a happy accident, but I was mostly unimpressed with the first iteration in this blooper reel.
Maybe it’s time we let the poor guy retire and #FullyFudge whatever he wants to on his own time?
Or maybe we just… just take him out back?
Dude probably can’t wait to croak…
Whoopsy! Fudge Stripes Cookies & Creme
The new Whoopsy! Fudge Stripes Cookies & Creme take a chocolate cookie and cover it completely (by mistake) in a vanilla creme fudge.
Immediately off the bat, I enjoy these more than the first Whoopsies for two simple reasons. They taste a helluva lot more different than regular Fudge Stripes, and I never buy the regular Cookies & Creme Fudge Stripes because they’re not Oreos.
And these do in fact hold many similarities to Oreos, for the obvious reasons. In particular though – and this may delight a lot of people – they are like a lighter, more diet-friendly version of the White Fudge Oreos that are only sold around the holidays.
The vanilla creme is the lead flavor but not the lasting flavor; it greets you and then gives way to the cocoa-dominant cookie. It’s pretty much exactly what it should be, and probably even more so than the non-#FullyFudged version. I’m beginning to think this one wasn’t a mistake, but a course correction of sorts.
Keebler Whoopsy! Fudge Stripes Cookies & Creme are quite enjoyable, even if not spectacular.
Maybe I was too hard on the clumsy piece of shit after all.
Odds Ernie Gets Fired Real Soon Rating: 8 out of 10
Odds He Dies Before Then Rating: 9 out of 10
Overall Rating: 7.5 out of 10
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