REVIEW: Brach’s Turkey Dinner Candy Corn
There’s little room to debate that the two biggest villians of 2020 are COVID-19 and systemic racism. And in my mind? The debate for the THIRD biggest villain of 2020...
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REVIEW: Nabisco Gingerbread Oreos (2020)
Five years ago, I literal and figurative virgin Junk Banter reviewed Gingerbread Oreos. I wrote: With Nabisco’s recent trend towards flavoring the wafers themselves, I’m a little disappointed they didn’t...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Cookies & Creme Krispies
If this is the closest we’ll ever get to Oreo rice, I’ll take it! Kellogg’s Cookies & Creme Krispies Sure, Oreo O’s came back a few years ago, but for...
REVIEW: Smartfood Caramel & Cinnamon Apple Mix Popcorn
Have you ever thought about bobbing for popcorn? Well, maybe it’s time you start! Smartfood Caramel & Cinnamon Apple Mix Popcorn In a year that is officially the most #whackASS...
REVIEW: Keebler Chips Deluxe Birthday Cake Cookies
I’m sure one of the elves is turning 600 or something… Keebler Chips Deluxe Birthday Cake Cookies Not that we really need any other reason to celebrate; new cookies are...
REVIEW: Cinnamon Toast Crunch Soft Baked Bars
Forgive me for my crass, but have you ever eaten so much Cinnamon Toast Crunch that you had to poop your brains out? We were thiiiisss close to a Cinnamon Toast Crunch...
REVIEW: Post Dunkin’ Mocha Latte Cereal
Are you a grown adult who loves the taste of sugary breakfast cereal, but hates how it makes you feel sluggish and sleepy? Or, are you a simply a child...
REVIEW: Post Dunkin’ Caramel Macchiato Cereal
Are you a grown adult who loves the taste of sugary breakfast cereal, but hates how it makes you feel sluggish and sleepy? Or, are you a simply a child...
REVIEW: Smartfood Cap’n Crunch’s Crunch Berries Popcorn Mix
This is gonna be quite the intro, but one of the side effects of running Junk Banter is that I have accidentally revealed way too much about Cap’n Crunch’s sexual...
REVIEW: Witch’s Brew Kit Kat
If you could cast a spell and turn a regular Kit Kat into the flavor of your dreams, what would it be? Realistically, this is a really tough question. That’s...
REVIEW: Chocolate Popcorn M&M’s
In a year that’s been straight from a horror film, its only right we get some cinema-worthy snacks. Chocolate Popcorn M&M’s Are you one of those people who mix M&M’s...
REVIEW: Creepy Cocoa Crisp M&M’s
Creepy Cocoa Crisp M&M’s are back for another Halloween season! Please find our review below: Could you imagine getting a bag of rice when trick-or-treating on Halloween? It wouldn’t be...
