REVIEW: Nabisco Double Nutty Nutter Butter
Oh great, now I need Nutter Butter Thins, Mega Nutty, and The Most Nutty Nutter Butters to figure out exactly how nutty I want my life to be. ??♂️ Nabisco...
Author: Junk Male
REVIEW (x2): Nabisco Chips Ahoy! with Hershey’s & Chips Ahoy! with Mini Reese’s Pieces
According to its press release, pairing cookies and candy makes people happy. There, I just saved you two minutes. Now indulge me with this three-minute review. Nabisco Chips Ahoy! with...
REVIEW: Fudge Brownie M&M’s
Finally, brownies that melt in your mouth and not in your hands!! …and, maybe I should stop clutching brownies in my pockets all the time!! Fudge Brownie M&M’s For this...
REVIEW: Pillsbury Grands! Peaches & Cream Cinnamon Rolls
Girls on Instagram be like… Hey, sex SELLS, and Pillsbury just released their sexiest cinnamon rolls yet. New Pillsbury Grands! Peaches & Cream Cinnamon Rolls! These are sure to be...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Chocolate Peanut Butter Corn Pops
Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we have a true battle of the two super heavy weights in the food world. In one corner, Reese’s cups… In the other? Corn. Kellogg’s Chocolate...
REVIEW: Betty Crocker No-Bake Cookie Dough Bites (Birthday Cake)
Listen, I’ve been doing my best to provide a distraction from current events, but there’s just no way around it anymore: If you’re reading this right now, you’re in the...
REVIEW: Reese’s White Stuffed with Pieces
It’s been almost 4 years since Reese’s Cups first got pregnant with little bitty Reese’s Pieces growing inside of them. Looks like we’re finally starting to get some genetic variability…...
REVIEW: Skittles Dips
If eating way too much junk food for way too many years has taught me anything: Fruit tastes better with yogurt. I could definitely use help pooping. Today we’ll put...
REVIEW: Good Humor Pop Tarts Bars
This “freezing your Pop Tarts” shit as officially gone on for too long… Good Humor Pop Tarts Bars Oh, I don’t know mean that freezing your Pop Tarts doesn’t make...
REVIEW: Lindt LINDOR Neapolitan Truffles
When you don’t know what truffle you want to buy… Or ice cream you want to eat. Lindt LINDOR Neapolitan Truffles Description: A delicate white chocolate shell infused with strawberry...
REVIEW: Froot Loops Peeps
Follows your nose to the nearest trash can, dig up some Peeps, and let’s see if we can make ’em better… (Trust me… they’re in there.) Froot Loops Peeps Look,...
REVIEW: Sour Patch Kids Marshmallows
As sixteen time world champion and fake wrestler Ric Flair often proclaimed: To BE the man, you’ve got to BEAT the man. Sour Patch Kids are here to destroy Peeps...
