REVIEW: Little Debbie Star Crunch Ice Cream
Man, when Little Debbie isn’t making us fat, she’s making us fatter! Little Debbie Ice Cream It’s official: Little Debbie now has a bigger presence in your kitchen than you...
Author: Junk Male
REVIEW: Little Debbie Unicorn Cakes Ice Cream
Man, when Little Debbie isn’t making us fat, she’s making us fatter! Little Debbie Ice Cream It’s official: Little Debbie now has a bigger presence in your kitchen than you...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Rice Krispies Treat Homestyle (Original, Chocolate, Cinnamon Sugar)
Kellogg’s Rice Krispies Treat Homestyle Description via Kellogg’s: Maximum marshmallows. We’ve folded extra marshmallows into our thickest, gooiest homestyle treats. With homestyle flavor, they’re made 50% bigger with pockets of...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Cherry Crumble
The origins of cherry crumble date all the way back to th – Junk Banter’s One Reader: “NOBODY CARES!!” *Sigh*, here’s some new ice cream from Ben & Jerry’s… Ben...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Chewy Gooey Cookie
Recently, I tore apart the Girl Scouts for making some pretty terrible cookies. (See: Adventurefuls) This got me thinking: Are they losing their edge? Am I losing my mind? Could...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Dublin Mudslide
Ahhh! Zombie ice cream! 🧟♂️ Ben & Jerry’s Dublin Mudslide Dublin Mudslide is Ben & Jerry’s newest flavor. But before that, it was dead. If you’re thinking, “You’re drunk, Ben...
REVIEW: Blueberry Muffin Kit Kat
More like BAKE me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar, amirite?! Blueberry Muffin Kit Kat Listen, if you don’t like my Kit Kat puns, guess what? I don’t either!...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Frosted Apple Fritter Pop-Tarts
Are baked goods AS baked goods any good? Probably if you’re baked! Kellogg’s Donut-Flavored Pop Tarts I’ve never been so high that I’ve thought Pop-Tarts are basically donuts already, but...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Frosted Boston Creme Donut Pop-Tart
Are baked goods AS baked goods any good? Probably if you’re baked! Kellogg’s Donut-Flavored Pop Tarts I’ve never been so high that I’ve thought Pop-Tarts are basically donuts already, but...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Topped – Chocolate Milk & Cookies
Disclaimer: Ben & Jerry’s sent me free pints of the Topped line. Receiving free product didn’t affect my review, as I’ve poo-pooed plenty of products I received for free. When it...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Topped – Dirt Cake
Disclaimer: Ben & Jerry’s sent me free pints of the Topped line. Receiving free product didn’t affect my review, as I’ve poo-pooed plenty of products I received for free. When it...
REVIEW: Nabisco Mocha Caramel Latte Oreos
The custom orders at Starbucks these days are getting out of control… Might as well just order a Venti cup of Oreos. Nabisco Mocha Caramel Latte Oreos I’ll be the...
