REVIEW: Pillsbury Confetti Cookies
? I make it rain (I make it rain), I make it rain on them doughs! ? Nothing says “I’m here to party” like sprinkles, and Poppin’ Fresh is straight POURIN’ on...
Author: Junk Male
REVIEW: Keebler Chocolate Caramel Fudge Stripes
Quick Bites are rapid-fire reviews without the lame story – just the important points. Moving past his colossal F*ck Up, aka WHOOPSY! Fudge Stripes, Ernie has gotten his shit together...
REVIEW: Keebler Whoopsy! Fudge Stripes
Oh no!!!!! Ernie the Elf has truly f*cked up big time with new Keebler Whoopsy! Fudge Stripes, #FullyFudged. Yes, there is a hashtag in the title. Keebler Whoopsy! Fudge Stripes...
REVIEW: Hershey’s Pineapple Coconut Kisses (Flavor of Hawaii)
Go away, Hershey’s… you are DRUNK. Hershey’s Pineapple Coconut Kisses C’MON! You had a great thing going last year with the Flavor of Hawaii Coconut Almond Kisses!! Call me a...
REVIEW: Chocolate Covered Strawberry Kit Kat (Flavor of California)
Remember last year’s Hershey’s Flavor of America campaign? The one that produced weird flavors like BBQ Payday, Hershey’s Cherry Cheesecake, and Key Lime Pie Twizzlers? Most flavors were met with...
REVIEW: Post Peanut Butter & Cocoa Pebbles
Yabba Dabba D-aaaamn, son! The Flinstones may have been cancelled from television in 1966, but dammit, they still make a good breakfast in 2018. Joining Fruity, Cocoa, Marshmallow Fruity, and Cinnamon Pebbles on...
REVIEW (x2): Kellogg’s Gone Nutty! Pop Tarts
They’re baaaack! And quite frankly, they should have never left in the first place… Kellogg’s Gone Nutty! Pop Tarts Kellogg’s went nutty when it discontinued Gone Nutty! Pop Tarts not...
REVIEW: Summetime Ranch Cheetos Stars
New Summertime Ranch Cheetos! Because nothing says “I’m ready to take my shirt off” like a bottle of Ranch dressing. Summertime Ranch Cheetos Stars Cheetos Flamin’ Hot Chipotle Ranch has...
REVIEW: Nabisco Pistachio Oreo Thins (What?!)
Nabisco has a reputation for getting nutty, but quite frankly I’m not nuts about this idea… Which one of you monsters had Pistachio Oreo Thins on your Oreo Wish List…...
REVIEW: Nabisco Chocolate Peanut Butter Pie Oreos
Surprise, surprise… we’ve got another new Oreo flavor! Normally, this is the part of the review where I waste your time telling some loosely related backstory for the flavor. But...
REVIEW: Post Nilla Banana Pudding Cereal
If you’re a cookie that Nabisco makes, chances are Post is gonna make you into a cereal this year. After successful runs with Oreo O’s, Honey Maid S’mores Cereal, Chips...
REVIEW: Post Golden Oreo O’s
What’s your gold standard for breakfast cereal? Is it Oreo O’s? (It’s Oreo O’s.) Boy have I got some news for you… The golden darling of the breakfast table just...
