REVIEW: General Mills Lucky Charms Marshmallow Clusters
It was only a few years ago that General Mills went straight for Kellogg’s jugular with a sharp middle finger in Lucky Charms Frosted Flakes, and now those little f*ckers...
Author: Junk Male
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Tropical Mango Pop-Tarts
Using only the finest fruit from the sacred Pop-Tart tree, Kellogg’s has created an entire fruit salad worth of new Pop-Tarts: Let’s face it: we all need to get ourselves...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Peach Cobbler Pop-Tarts
Using only the finest fruit from the sacred Pop-Tart tree, Kellogg’s has created an entire fruit salad worth of new Pop-Tarts: Let’s face it: we all need to get ourselves...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Lemon Creme Pie Pop-Tarts
Using only the finest fruit from the sacred Pop-Tart tree, Kellogg’s has created an entire fruit salad worth of new Pop-Tarts: Let’s face it: we all need to get ourselves...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Banana Creme Pie Pop-Tarts
Using only the finest fruit from the sacred Pop-Tart tree, Kellogg’s has created an entire fruit salad worth of new Pop-Tarts: Let’s face it: we all need to get ourselves...
REVIEW: Funyuns Onion Flavored Lay’s Chips
Listen, we can all agree that incest is disgusting, but when it comes to the Frito-Lay family? Anything goes! Sometimes things are just so wrong that it’s right, and that...
REVIEW: Nabisco Apple Cider Donut Oreos
Indulge me for a second and picture your perfect fall date. Is it closer to: A lovely trip to an apple orchard, wherein you spend the day breathing in the...
REVIEW: Dorito’s Cool Ranch Flavored Lay’s Chips
Listen, we can all agree that incest is disgusting, but when it comes to the Frito-Lay family? Anything goes! Sometimes things are just so wrong that it’s right, and that...
REVIEW: Cheetos Cheese Flavored Lay’s Chips
Listen, we can all agree that incest is disgusting, but when it comes to the Frito-Lay family? Anything goes! Sometimes things are just so wrong that it’s right, and that...
REVIEW: Fruity Cereal Kit Kat
Me: Man, I really need a break from all this Fruity Pebbles stuff. My Brain: 🎵 Gimme a break, 🎵 Gimme a break, 🎵 Break me off a piece of that 🎵...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Topped – Chocolate Caramel Cookie Dough
Disclaimer: Ben & Jerry’s sent me free pints of the Topped line prior to their release. Receiving free product didn’t affect my review, as I’ve poo-pooed plenty of products I received...
REVIEW: Fruity Pebbles Ice Cream
One of my very first reviews on this blog was Ice Cream Pebbles. A young Junk Banter (I was 29 years old) would begin: When I think about breakfast, the...
