REVIEW (x3): Pumpkin Pie Larabar, Gingerbread Larabar, Snickerdoodle Larabar
When I’m finished up at the gym, I usually want McDonalds. But on the rare occasion that I actually stay on track for longer than 45 minutes, I look for...
Author: Junk Male
REVIEW: Fudge Covered Ritz
One of the many great things about the holiday season is our propensity to dip whatever we could get our grubby little paws on into chocolate. Like, literally, anything. Wanna impress...
REVIEW: Blue Bunny Holi-Doodle Christmas Cookie Ice Cream
Before we review Blue Bunny Holi-Doodle Christmas Cookie ice cream, a flow chart to get us started: Once you stop giggling from saying “Holi-Doodle,” take a minute and read the...
REVIEW: Sugar Plum Delight Peeps
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro’ the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes...
REVIEW: Pepperidge Farm Pecan Pie Cookies
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! This year and every year, I am thankful that calories absolutely do not even exist today so let’s get our day started right with a cookie review! You can...
REVIEW (x2): Snickers Crisper & Snickers Mixed Nuts
“Hungry, why wait?” Because I live this slogan 24/7, I wear a Danny Tanner fanny pack filled with mini-Snickers at all times. Snickers is a classic candy bar that ranks...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Gingerbread Pop Tarts
It’s kind of amazing, actually. Gingerbread is one of the few constants every winter. But as we sit here in the middle of November 2015, we have been bombarded with...
REVIEW: Gingerbread Peeps & Candy Cane Peeps
It brings me great joy to write tonight’s review. Yes, we will be reviewing both Gingerbread Peeps and Candy Cane Peeps. But more importantly, I have been waiting to share...
REVIEW: Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch!
Every once in a blue moon, a product is released that transcends the normal rating scale. Maybe it was released at the perfect time of year or, better yet, at...
REVIEW (x4): Salted Caramel Pringles, Milk Chocolate Pringles, White Chocolate Pringles, Pecan Pie Pringles
As a food reviewer and fatass, few companies offer me as much excitement as Pringles. Pringles are like the Oreos of potato chips; there are so many new varieties and...
REVIEW: Lenny & Larry’s Birthday Cake Complete Cookie
“He want that, cake, cake, Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, Cake, cake, cake. I know you wanna bite this; It’s so enticin’. Nothin’ else like...
REVIEW: 21st Amendment Toaster Pastry
Today, we will be reviewing a beer that is inspired by Pop Tarts. Let me repeat myself; I’m not sure that sunk in. Today we will be reviewing a beer that...
