REVIEW: Hostess Merry Minty Holiday Cakes
Are cupcakes one of the macros I’m supposed to be tracking? Because Hostess has been throwing limited edition cupcakes at me without remorse. The Hostess Pumpkin Spice cupcakes were so...
Author: Junk Male
REVIEW: Hostess Peppermint Ho Hos
This peppermint shit is out of control. There’s your intro… There is no shortage of chocolate cake rolls with cream filling out there. Growing up (emphasis on “growing” because I...
REVIEW: Nabisco Peppermint Oreos
Nabisco Peppermint Oreos. They’re not new, but they’re limited edition and they’re Oreos so we have to review them because people Google “Oreos” all the time and we are desperate...
REVIEW: Gingerbread Oreos
Much like when I reviewed Toasted Coconut Oreos, I am drawing a blank for an intro. Continuing the tradition, here are the five best Gingerbread jokes I found on the...
REVIEW: Hot Chocolate M&M’s
Ok guys. It’s been exactly three days since I reviewed the Hot Cocoa Chips Ahoy! cookies, and my life has completely spiraled out of control since. Those cookies were so...
REVIEW: Cap’n Crunch’s Halloween Crunch
Happy Halloween, everyone! Cap’n Crunch’s Halloween Crunch is back for the one millionth year in a row. To celebrate the holiday, please find our review from last year below, wherein...
REVIEW: Nabisco Hot Cocoa Chips Ahoy!
*Updated 10 November 2016: Nabisco Hot Cocoa Chips Ahoy! cookies have returned to store shelves! These cookies debuted in 2015 and I’m very excited for their return. Find out why by reading...
REVIEW: Special K Red Velvet Pastry Crisps
Pardon my French, but I’m here tonight to settle this Red Velvet bullshit once and for all. You are very aware of “Red Velvet,” because the phrase has been thrown around recklessly...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Mini Ginger Pumpkin Ice Cream Mouthfuls
Ok, ok, ok. I know we said that we were done with pumpkin ice cream when we reviewed Talenti Pumpkin Pie Gelato. But there are a few important things to keep...
REVIEW: Caramel Apple Oreos
You’ll have to bare with me, guys. Tonight I’m reviewing Nabisco Caramel Apple Oreos over a year too late. Every other notable food blogger has already covered them, and I highly...
REVIEW: Cafe Mocha M&M’s
I wasn’t expecting to be here right now. Let me contextualize this review for you. I had just finished up weights at the gym. I stepped outside and noticed that the...
REVIEW: Little Debbie’s Cookies & Creme Cakes
When we last checked in on Little Debbie, she was making our little pumpkin-spiced hearts smile with her Little Debbie’s Pumpkin Spice Rolls. Big Debbie is still alive and absolutely...
