REVIEW: JELL-O Pumpkin Pie Pudding
If you found this review by Googling “JELL-O Pudding,” then you oughta be ashamed of yourself. Pudding is a snack typically reserved for children and people without teeth. It is best...
Author: Junk Male
REVIEW: Eggo Pumpkin Spice Waffles
“L’eggo my Eggo” has been a popular advertising slogan for Eggo waffles since as early as 1972. The slogan implies that somebody hijacked your waffles while you were making them...
REVIEW: Doritos Rainbows
Today’s review will not be your typical review. We would just like to feature a really fun product borne of a really great cause. In September 2015, Frito-Lay announced on its social...
NEWS: Nabisco Filled Cupcake Oreos To Hit Shelves, Probably
We’ve got wind of yet another new Oreo possibly hitting shelves. Fresh on the heels of Cinnamon Bun Oreos are limited edition Filled Cupcake Oreos. We are going to twist &...
REVIEW: Quest Bars (Updated with Chocolate Glazed Doughnut)
Excluding Oreos, candy, cupcakes, beer, potato chips, and ice cream, I’m pretty healthy! Don’t let this blog fool you – I spend a great deal of time and energy in the gym....
REVIEW: Ruffles All Dressed Potato Chips
What the hell is “All Dressed?” All Dressed (sometimes “All Dressed Up”) is a wildly popular flavor of potato chip in Canada. According to our friends at UrbanDictionary.com, All Dressed...
REVIEW: Pumpkin Pie Quest Bar
I first discovered Quest Bars in Winter 2013 when I was locked in a battle with Tony Horton and the P90X workout program. During this time, I had my nutrition so...
REVIEW: Kraft Jet-Puffed Pumpkin Spice Marshmallows
Confession time: I don’t fully understand marshmallows. Especially giant marshmallows. Do people snack on these things straight out of the bag? Here’s my scouting report on marshmallows: 1) Good in...
REVIEW: Hostess Pumpkin Spice Donettes, Tastykake Pumpkin Spice Mini Donuts, & Tastykake Caramel Apple Mini Donuts
No food says “I hate myself” quite like the doughnut. It’s a scientific fact that there’s no way to navigate eating a doughnut without having sticky fingers, getting powdered sugar...
REVIEW: Southern Tier Pumking & Southern Tier Warlock
At some point during the dog days of summer, pumpkin beers invade liquor stores. When many people spot that first pumpkin beer, they’re filled with rage at the thought of...
REVIEW: Russell Stover Big Bite Pecan Pie, Pumpkin Pie, & Apple Pie
Can somebody please release a pumpkin salad so I can get my life together? Hmm… What’s that? Trader Joe’s HAS released a pumpkin salad? That’s neat! Anyway, tonight we will...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s “this pumpkin walks into a bar…” Cereal Bars
Putting it politely, I had a very “fat” adolescence. If AOL 2.0 had made it easier to start a junk food blog, I would have reviewed Cheez Doodles every single night...
