REVIEW: Toasted Coconut Oreos
Because I can’t think of a good hook for tonight’s review, here are the five best coconut jokes I could find on the Internet: 5) What did one coconut say to...
Author: Junk Male
REVIEW: Hostess Pumpkin Spice Twinkies
So here we are. Can anybody even remember what the original Twinkie cream flavor was? It was vanilla, right? WRONG! When Twinkies were invented in 1930, the was bananas. Literally....
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Joe-Joe’s
One of the many things we love about Trader Joe’s is their full-blown commitment to flavor trends. Do you like cookie butter? Try it with everything at Trader Joe’s. Do...
REVIEW: Sixpoint Brewery 4BEANS Imperial Porter
Who doesn’t love a delicious 4-bean salad? Fresh legumes, savory spices, and packed with fiber. That’s exactly what Sixpoint Brewery of Brooklyn, NY was going for when they made their newest...
REVIEW: Angie’s Holidrizzle Boom Chicka Pop Pumpkin Spice Kettle Corn & Candy Corn Kettle Corn
Popcorn and pumpkins! It must be Movie Night in September. Tonight we will be reviewing Angie’s Holidrizzle Boom Chicka Pop Pumpkin Spice Kettle Corn and Boom Chicka Pop Candy Corn...
REVIEW (x3): Peanut Butter & Co. Pumpkin Spice, JIF Whips Pumpkin Pie Spice, Pepperidge Farm Pumpkin Spice Swirl Bread
This isn’t how it was supposed to happen. I’ve been mixing my own pumpkin pie spices into my own peanut butter for years. I should have been the next Guy...
REVIEW: Pillsbury Pumpkin Pie Toaster Strudel
Kellogg’s Pop Tarts vs. Pillsbury Toaster Strudel. Which side are you on? Both are delicious breakfast pastries, but perfect substitutes they are not. The most commonly cited difference is that...
REVIEW: Nabisco belVita Pumpkin Spice Breakfast Biscuits
What the hell is a”breakfast biscuit” anyway? That’s the question that many Americans asked when Kraft introduced belVita breakfast biscuits to the U.S. market in 2012. Not quite a cookie, not...
REVIEW: Little Debbie’s Pumpkin Spice Rolls
Did you guys know Little Debbie is a real person? Not only is she currently alive, she is currently kicking ass as the Executive Vice President of McKee Foods, the...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Popcorn in a Pickle
Can somebody explain to me what prompted this sudden pickle craze in America? Was it Snooki? I’m going to go ahead and assume it was Snooki. Our fascination with pickles has gotten...
REVIEW: New Starbucks’ Pumpkin Spice Latte (PSL) Made with Real Pumpkin
I’m about to destroy all the credibility I’ve amassed in the last month (none) with a massive confession. I’ve never had a Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte. Not even a sip....
REVIEW: Hostess Pumpkin Spice Cupcakes, Candy Corn Cupcakes, & Sea Salt Caramel Cupcakes
I haven’t had a Hostess cupcake since the 5th grade. Tonight I’m going to eat three, continuing my downward spiral towards self-destruction at the expense of more blog hits. You...
