REVIEW: Nabisco Chocolate Hazelnut Oreos (2021)
A flavor so nice, they did it twice! Nabisco Chocolate Hazelnut Oreos If you’re excited that they FINALLY did a Nutella Oreo, you’re stupid! Three years ago, almost to the...
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REVIEW: Nabisco Java Chip Oreos
“Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.” ~ Thomas Jefferson “Coffee is a language in itself.” ~ Jackie Chan “Without my morning coffee I’m just like a dried up...
REVIEW: Nabisco Brookie-O Oreos
When you can’t decide between wanting to bake tried and true chocolate chip cookies or some warm, fudgy brownies, the solution is obvious… Buy Oreos! Nabisco Brookie-O Oreos ALL of...
REVIEW: Girl Scouts Toast-Yay! Cookies
The Girl Scouts of USA have a long history of developing leadership qualities in young women, teaching them invaluable skills such as how to set goals and achieve them, think...
REVIEW: Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cinnadust Seasoning
Allow me to begin this with a pre-emptive argument: “Shut up.” Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cinnadust Seasoning Just shut up! If you came here to tell me that you could just...
REVIEW: Pepperidge Farm Amaretto Hot Cocoa Milano
*Checks watch, sees 5PM* Me: “Man, I need a stiff cookie.” Pepperidge Farm Amaretto Hot Cocoa Milano If you’re a thinking “Go away, Milanos, you’re drunk,” you very well may be...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Punch Line
I was never good at developing well-told jokes organically, but here’s a punch line for you: “Fat food blogger can’t stop eating ice cream and watching Netflix.” Ben & Jerry’s...
REVIEW: Sugar Cookie Hershey’s Kisses
What’s your favorite kind of kiss? A French kiss? A goodnight kiss? A kiss on the ****? For a fat, Christmas-loving guy like me, it’s hard to beat the phrase...
REVIEW: Sugar Cookie M&M’s
Forget leaving him a plate of cookies; this year I’m pelting Santa with M&M’s… Sugar Cookie M&M’s Look, traditions be damned in this wild ass year. Quite frankly, I’m kinda...
Quick Bites: Doritos Twisted Lime
Quick Bites are rapid-fire reviews without the lame story. Today’s quick bite is: Doritos Twisted Lime Description via Frito-Lay: These crunchy tortilla chips are the perfect combination of tangy and...
REVIEW: Reese’s Big Cup with Pretzels
Pop quiz, Einstein: If you did a take two on Take 5 and took two away, which two would you take and would the sum be greater than, less than,...
REVIEW: Pumpkin Spice Moon Pie
Quick Bites are rapid-fire reviews without the lame story. ? When the moon hits your your eye like a big pumpkin pie, that’s… amore. ? Pumpkin Spice Moon Pie Description:...
