REVIEW: Sour Patch Kids Cereal (Excuse me?)
When I was young and stupid, as opposed to my current “old and stupid”, I accidentally brushed my eye with a finger full of buffalo sauce (I was also young...
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REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Bob Marley’s One Love
Ben & Jerry’s Bob Marley’s One Love is back on shelves for a limited time! Please find our original review republished below: One Love. One Heart. One Thousand, One Hundred and Sixty...
REVIEW: Nabisco Love, Oreo
Look, love is weird, you guys… That’s why I’m in the backseat of my car about to try these new “Love, Oreos.” Love, Oreos are limited edition with a sweet...
REVIEW: Nabisco Dark Chocolate Oreos
The Oreo may be milk’s favorite cookie, but the newest Oreo isn’t milk’s favorite chocolate… Sucks to be milk! I guess I never gave much thought to what kind of chocolate the...
REVIEW: Nabisco Carrot Cake Oreos
A beautiful bride, darling kids, and limitless companionship have their benefits, but the one true reason I hope to get married is so that I have a good excuse to...
REVIEW: Cracker Jack Holiday Sugar Cookie Popcorn
Happy Holidays from Junk Banter! Cracker Jack Holiday Sugar Cookie Popcorn is back on shelves and is tonight’s featured review. Junk Banter will be on extended holiday vacation and will...
REVIEW (x5): M&M’s Chocolate Bars
Looks like Reese’s Pieces aren’t the only stuff that want to be stuffed inside of stuff… M&M’s Milk Chocolate Bars (with Minis) Reese’s Pieces may be the superior candy gem,...
REVIEW: Hershey’s Milk Chocolate & Reese’s Pieces
If half the time you’re the life of the party, but the other half of the time you’re a sad, boring sack of shit, there is a new candy bar...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Butter Toffee Pretzels
Help me out, guys. I want to tell you about Trader Joe’s Butter Toffee Pretzels, but I don’t have any interesting stories to tell about butter toffee. So let’s make...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Minter Wonderland
As all the pumpkins have officially shriveled and/or been smashed by hooligans, I’m crying myself to sleep over here. But while I scoured the shelves for every last bit of...
REVIEW: Little Debbie Eggnog Rolls
Little Debbie Eggnog Cake Rolls are back on shelves! Please find our review below: Eggnog is one of the most fattening things ever… So let’s cram it into a cake and eat...
REVIEW: Entenmann’s Little Bites Sugar Cookie Muffins
Sugar cookie is the new pumpkin spice, and muffins are the new… sugar cookies. Entenmann’s Little Bites Sugar Cookie Muffins The last time I reviewed Entenmann’s Little Bites, it was...
