Help me out, guys. I want to tell you about Trader Joe’s Butter Toffee Pretzels, but I don’t have any interesting stories to tell about butter toffee.

So let’s make small talk…

How was your day?
We should be friends.
You don’t want to be friends? Eh you’ll come around…
We should totally hang out some time!
So what would you like to do?
No I will not f*ck off… you’re so silly!
I know EXACTLY what you want to do…
You want to eat these Butter Toffee Pretzels.

Trader Joe’s Butter Toffee Pretzels

I know it for a fact, new Best Friend, because Trader Joe’s Butter Toffee Pretzels are the new best thing at Trader Joe’s in a long, long time…

They sound so simple, and admittedly they are that simple; they’re just mini salted pretzels tossed in buttery toffee.

So why should you pay special attention to them?

Because they’re mini salted pretzels tossed in buttery toffee. 

My Dear Old Friend, Trader Joe’s has put on a clinic in execution with these pretzels. They’re so perfectly salted and the toffee is caked on each and every pretzel, giving it remarkable crunch.

It took me but a few pretzels to pinpoint exactly what they taste like: the perfect marriage between salty pretzels and Danish butter cookies (the ones in the blue tins). I can’t stop eating them.

Listen to the words coming off my lips, Compadre. If you’re in the market for gaining some weight the old fashioned way, buy Trader Joe’s English Butter Toffee Pretzels pronto.

Burning Questions:

1. I’m not your friend. LOL! You’re so funny.
2. I’m being serious. ?
3. If we’re friends, will you send me some of these pretzels? Haha, f*ck off.

Place of Purchase: Trader Joe’s

Rating: 10 out of 10

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