REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Topped Tiramisu
Disclaimer: Ben & Jerry’s sent me free pints of the Topped line prior to their release. Receiving free product didn’t affect my review, as I’ve poo-pooed plenty of products I received...
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REVIEW: Reese’s Mallow-Top Peanut Butter Cups
We’ve all heard of the “cherry on top,” but have you ever heard of “marshmallow on top”? If you’re thinking to yourself, “Yes, they call it a hot cocoa, you idiot”,...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Topped – Strawberry Topped Tart
Disclaimer: Ben & Jerry’s sent me free pints of the Topped line prior to their release. Receiving free product didn’t affect my review, as I’ve poo-pooed plenty of products I received...
REVIEW: Frankford Fruity Pebbles Candy Bar
Listen, if cereal can be “part of a balanced breakfast”, then so can candy. Fight my logic. ?? Frankford Fruity Pebbles Candy Bar If there was ever actually a debate...
REVIEW: Post Fruity Pebbles Crisps
You know these days there are many alternatives to classic potato chips, and there’s something for everybody… Veggies chips if you want less carbs. Taro chips if you want more...
REVIEW: Dunkaroos Cookie Dough
Uhhhh, I think my Dunkaroos are broken… Dunkaroos Cookie Dough As well all know damn well by now, Dunkaroos returned in 2020 and well – 2020 got to ’em. The year...
REVIEW (x2): Doritos 3D Crunch (Chili Cheese Nacho and Spicy Ranch)
If you’re a Millennial, you already know. For the remainder of this review, just pretend you’re from Generation Z (and if you’re actually from Gen Z, then put down your...
REVIEW: General Mills Chocolate Strawberry Cheerios
I love you, baby, have some whole grain oats! ~ Junk Banter, not knowing how to get laid. General Mills Chocolate Strawberry Cheerios Look, I don’t have a lot of...
REVIEW: Nabisco Gluten Free Oreos
Let me get some things straight before I dive into this review. Here’s what I know about gluten: Nothing. It tastes great. Yes, I am probably the LAST guy that...
REVIEW: General Mills Dunkaroos Cereal
When I was younger (and now that they’re back), I’ve enjoyed Dunkaroos A LOT of different ways, such as: Perfectly portioning an identical amount of frosting on each cookie. Saving...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies Cereal
Do you remember when oatmeal was healthy? Well it was, you idiot, but now it’s as convoluted as ever! Kellogg’s Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies Cereal Oh, I quite enjoy...
REVIEW: Nabisco Chocolate Hazelnut Oreos (2021)
A flavor so nice, they did it twice! Nabisco Chocolate Hazelnut Oreos If you’re excited that they FINALLY did a Nutella Oreo, you’re stupid! Three years ago, almost to the...
