? I make it rain (I make it rain), I make it rain on them doughs! ?
Pillsbury Confetti Cookies, by Poppin’ Fresh ft. Fat Joe.
Nothing says “I’m here to party” like sprinkles, and Poppin’ Fresh is straight POURIN’ on these new Pillsbury Confetti cookies, strip club style.
That’s all there is to these, really: sugar cookie dough with a buttload of sprinkles. But nobody does sugar cookies quite like this little marshmallow-looking pervert.
Pillsbury Confetti cookie dough comes with 12 pieces, and check out ‘DAT ASS on each one. These cookie dough rounds are THICCCC with two C’s, plus two more C’s for “Confetti Cookie.”
Did I bring enough singles?
I mean, sprinkles?
The package begs “PLEASE DO NOT EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH.” It was nice of them to ask, but the raw cookie dough tastes like pure sugar (fantastic). It’s sure to please normal people and marshmallow perverts alike.
When baked properly, Pillsbury Confetti cookies taste exactly as you’d imagine. It’s their same splendid sugar cookie dough with lots of sprinkles added for color. The sprinkles only impact the taste slightly – you know, that candied confectioner’s glaze flavor. Their texture goes mostly unnoticed. The cookies are crisp around the browned edges, and soft towards the center.
If you were expecting a specific “birthday cake” flavor or something, forget it. These are just some solid sugar cookies that don’t disappoint but will not amaze. It’s like going to the strip club on a Monday night: sure the talent isn’t A-list, but the women are still naked.
The cookies’ sprinkles are the strippers’ glitter…
This review was pointless. You’re gonna eat Pillsbury Confetti cookies, and you should.
Dat Ass, Dough Rating: 10 out of 10
A Monday Night At The Strip Club Rating: 7.5 out of 10
Overall Rating: 7.5 out of 10
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