I’m going to be perfectly honest with you guys: there isn’t much to say about this new Walmart-exclusive Ben & Jerry’s flavor.
Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Sammie
Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Sammie is vanilla ice cream with chocolate sandwich cookies (knock-off Oreos) and chocolate cookie swirls (knock-off Oreo swirls).
I tried to do a little research on the history of ice cream sandwiches to make this thing interesting. But because I am not a good writer, I do not have much to offer.
The most interesting thing I found is that the average number of ice cream sandwiches eaten per second nationally is 48. The main reason I found it interesting is because I misread it that each person, on average, eats 48 ice cream sandwiches per second (because I’m dumb), and I thought it just revealed a very dark side about every single person in our country except me (I only average about one sandwich per second).
Anyway, since this review already sucks, I thought I’d try something fun with the number 48.
Let’s see if I could review Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Sammie in just 48 words.
Ice cream sandwich, this is not. (6)
TONS of “Oreos”, though. (10)
VERY good chunkage with little crunch. (16)
Well-executed cookies and cream with chocolate in every bite. (26)
Ice cream sandwich wafers are different, so its inspiration is misplaced. (37)
Oreo version of “Milk & Cookies.” (43)
Nothing new; can’t stop eating. (48)
Burning Questions:
- Is this your excuse to write a short review? Yep!
- And you realize these questions will surpass 48 words? I do now.
- You are a terrible blogger. Thank you.
Place of Purchase: Walmart
Rating: 7.5 out of 10
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