I’m sure one of the elves is turning 600 or something…
Keebler Chips Deluxe Birthday Cake Cookies
Not that we really need any other reason to celebrate; new cookies are always as good an excuse as any. But when the elves are throwing a party and you’re on the guest list, you’d have to be a real party poopin’ fuddy-duddy to say “no.” Especially considering each party may be their last.
But let’s hear what the Elves have to say:
It doesn’t have to be your birthday to enjoy the scrumptious taste of birthday cake. We craft every delicious, crumbly, melt-in-your-mouth batch of Chips Deluxe Birthday Cake cookies right here in the Hollow Tree with loads of sweet sprinkles and real milk chocolate and white chocolate chips. Then we bake them to irresistible perfection in the Keebler ma-
GOD OK WE GET IT, YOU’RE THROWING A PARTY AND YOU MADE COOKIES. Jesus, can I just have some?
These stinkin’ Elves just couldn’t help themselves by putting milk chocolate chips into their birthday cake cookies, but don’t say you can’t teach an old doggy-elf new tricks because there are loads of sprinkles and white chocolate chips in here – both ingredients that are new for Chips Deluxe if memory serves correctly.
A careful read through the ingredient list also reveals vanilla flavoring added to the cookies, which is what gives them the majority of their birthday cake flavor. Now, compared to normal Chips Deluxe, these definitely have some birthday cake vibes. Compared to other birthday cake flavored junk food, though, it probably ranks as pretty mild – especially with milk chocolate getting in the way. It’s also a little odd to have birthday cake anything be quite this crunchy, as these cookies have an extra snap to them. I suspect a softer, chewier cookie would work better here.
Still, Chips Deluxe Birthday Cake are pretty tasty. They’re only available for a limited time, and it’s nice to see Chips Deluxe get a new flavor because the brand hasn’t done anything especially fun in a long, long time. I think they’re worth a buy at least once.
In summary, the Elves could die any day now.
Burning Questions:
- Is this the first party you’ve ever been invited to? Yes.
- Are all of your friends elves? Yes.
- Are all of your friends KEEBLER elves? Yes.
Place of Purchase: Sent to me by Keebler (thanks friends!)
Rating: 7 out of 10
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