If you’re Nabisco, a marshmallow equals:
Add “a vessel for chocolate” to the list…
Nabisco Chocolate Marshmallow Oreos
It’s clear Nabisco is cuckoo for marshmallows and apparently we are too, as Nabisco has committed fully to offering these new Chocolate Marshmallow Oreos not only as a permanent flavor, but in FAMILY SIZE ONLY.
To hell you with your New Years Resolutions! You, me… we are ALL family size and we can’t resist a new Oreo launch no matter what the scale says (mine says: “800 lbs / Feed Me Oreos.”)
That’s a New Years Resolution in a nutshell. On January 1st you’re vowing to eat less junk food, and by January 6th you’re swimming in new Oreos with no regrets. These new Chocolate Marshmallow Oreos launch alongside new Caramel Coconut Oreos and a Fudge Covered Dark Chocolate Oreos.
Better luck next year!
Nabisco Chocolate Marshmallow Oreos feature a chocolate + marshmallow flavored creme with a chocolate wafer with marshmallow pieces baked into the cookie. If you have an astute memory and study Oreos religiously like I do, you’ll note that these are similarly constructed to the former Rocky Road Trip Oreos that released in July 2018, back when I was a lean 600 lbs. These just don’t feature the “soy nut inclusions” because those sound disgusting and I’m pretty sure Oreo made them up.
The Chocolate Marshmallow Oreos are very big on marshmallow flavor despite burying it in a chocolate creme. They are sweet for sure, but the combo works effectively as the dark, chocolate creme adds a bit of balance to what otherwise might be an extreme marshmallowy sweetness. I like them more than the Peeps or Marshmallow Moon Oreos, which relied solely on the marshmallow.
What’s really fun is that Nabisco has definitely improved the marshmallow pieces in the cookie from the last time they went down this road (with rocky road). Eat a few wafers by themselves and you’ll feel the marshmallows in your teeth as you chew. Reminds me of hot cocoa with marshmallows.
The Chocolate Marshmallow Oreos outperformed my expectations by a wide margin, so if I were you, I would get my fat ass to the store and pick some up today.
New year, same you!
Past Year You Rating: 4 out of 10
New Year You Rating: 4 out of 10
Overall Rating: 8 out of 10
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