Look, love is weird, you guys…
That’s why I’m in the backseat of my car about to try these new “Love, Oreos.”
Nabisco Love, Oreo
Love, Oreos are limited edition with a sweet & tangy creme (yikes).
Oreo, I love you too, Baby… but why this?
If these taste anything like conversation hearts, then I would like to have a conversation with the person responsible for making them. But I suppose they might taste like Sweet Tarts? Which also sounds disgusting, since these are on a chocolate cookie.
Not to mention – and at the risk of sounding like a total perv – the words “love”, “sweet”, and “tangy” so close to one another makes me uncomfortable and worried.
Oh… I guess there wasn’t any “risk” to that. I definitely sound like a perv.
God I can’t wait to hate these.
“Special” occasions call for special typography, as these Oreos have four different fun cookie designs on the wafers. The packaging shows one with “Dunk In L?ve”, which is most likely a Beyonce reference, but will be mistaken by everyone for product placement from Dunkin’ Donuts.
The others are:
- Let’s Twist. ?
- Dear Cupid, Send Oreo. ?
- XoXo Oreo. ?
A more accurate one for me would read: “Alone Again? ?”
I went right after the sweet & tangy creme and can confirm it is both of those things. It kind of has that chalky flavor that Sweet Tarts or Pixy Stix or Smarties have, which is equal parts weird and impressive. But pair that flavor with a bitter chocolate Oreo wafer?
Oh my God, love tastes awful.
What a nightmare! This combination is just NOT good. It is distinctly two different things: a non-sweet crunchy chocolate, and an accurate but not appetizing semi-sour creme.
Just… no, no, no.
Do I hate them? Totally.
Am I glad I tried them? No, not at all.
Love is complicated, but these Oreos are simple to interpret:
They suck.
A Hot Date with Oreos Rating: 8 out of 10
A Hot Date with THESE Oreos Rating: 3 out of 10
Overall Rating: 3 out of 10
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