I’ve spent my entire life not listening to Nestle…
DO NOT CONSUME RAW COOKIE DOUGH.
What do you think I am, Nestle… a person who cares about themselves? What a joke!
Tonight’s the night I finally listen to them.
Enjoy by the spoonful!
Don’t mind if I do! Nestle Toll House Edible Cookie Dough is made with the same ingredients you use in your mixing bowl at home, but it’s safe to eat right from the tub.
So how do they do it? I don’t know! It probably has something to do with the eggs, or lack thereof, or some kind of sorcery they inject into the container.
Of course you can eat any cookie dough without baking it if you just believe in yourself, but Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Monster sure has a nice ring to it… no matter what the hell you, me, or they do to it.
One thing they did do to it is make it look like a ?.
Nestle Toll House Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Monster Edible Cookie Dough is made with 100% real chocolate, 100% real peanuts, 100% real rolled oats, 100% real semi sweet mini gems, and 100% real hydrogenated rapeseed and cottonseed oils, among other things of varying degrees of realness.
The dough has a real nice grit to it. The primary flavor of the base is oatmeal and sugar with a light smack of peanut butter. There’s a fair share of candy gems and chocolate, more of the former than the latter, that give each bite some character.
It’s perfectly spoonable with a pleasant, creamy texture.
The main thing I think this cookie dough lacks compared to competitors is a sharp finishing touch of sugar that pushes it towards complete and utter indulgence. Two tablespoons runs at 140 calories, 5g of fat, and 12g of sugar – figures that I believe to be somewhat modest relative to other cookie doughs. Some may appreciate that this stuff might not actually kill you after all.
All of that said, Nestle Toll House’s Edible Cookie Dough manages to be simultaneously tasty and lackluster. It simply doesn’t hold up to eating actual raw cookie dough – salmonella and all.
I will never listen to Nestle and eat anything edible ever again.
Burning Questions:
- Did you know they have another flavor? Can’t wait to try it!
- Do you have to refrigerate it? They tell you to, but do whatever you want.
- What other food do you ignore? Candy corn.
Place of Purchase: Shop Rite
Rating: 6.5 out of 10
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