REVIEW: Lucky Charms Frozen Dairy Dessert
It’s been a precipitous fall for Junk Banter. Not many years ago, when I was a healthy man, I wouldn’t consume milk. Too many calories, too much fat, and lots...
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REVIEW: Cinnamon Toast Crunch Ice Cream
It’s been a precipitous fall for Junk Banter. Not many years ago, when I was a healthy man, I wouldn’t consume milk. Too many calories, too much fat, and lots...
Quick Bites: Nestle Drumstick Crushed It! Cones & Bars
Quick Bites are rapid-fire reviews without the lame story. Have you ever done something so well that you muttered “Crushed It!” to yourself? Nestle is REALLY proud of their latest products… Nestle...
REVIEW: Nestle Toll House Edible Cookie Dough (Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Monster)
I’ve spent my entire life not listening to Nestle… DO NOT CONSUME RAW COOKIE DOUGH. What do you think I am, Nestle… a person who cares about themselves? What a...
REVIEW (x2): General Mills Nestle Drumstick Cereal (Classic Vanilla & Mint Chocolate)
I’m going to do something I never do here and give you the opportunity not to read any further: General Mills Nestle Drumstick Cereal sucks, and it sucks hard. General...
REVIEW: Nestle Butterfinger Dark
Happy Halloween! Here’s a not-that-new candy bar review that I wrote in March but forgot to publish until today. The last time I used “butt,” “finger” and “dark” in the...
REVIEW: Nestle Toll House Monster Munch Cookies
Maybe all those raw cookie dough warnings were on to something… Apparently if you eat enough raw cookie dough, you will die, become a monster, and then start feeding on...
REVIEW: Nestle Toll House Maple Walnut Cookies
Because pumpkin is so awesome and should be worshipped for the entire season, there are only a few alternatives even worth mentioning this time of year. Maple Pecan has emerged...
REVIEW: Sour Patch Kids Ice Cream & Sorbet
Yesterday I reviewed Sour Patch Kids Freeze. I think they got stuck… What the HELL is going on with the Sour Patch Kids and this new Sour Patch Kids Ice...
REVIEW: Nestle Toll House Cinnamon Roll Cookies
I’ve spent so much of my life at Cinnabon that it’s reasonable to assume I’ll die there. An excerpt from the local newspaper: “Local Fatass Found Belly-Up at Cinnabon, His...
REVIEW: Nestle Toll House Pumpkin Cobbler Cookies
While it’s no secret that I’m a filthy little pumpkin slut, I’ll be the first to admit we’ve been spoiled with pumpkin in the U.S. From pumpkin spice lattes to...
REVIEW: Nestle Toll House Caramel Apple Spice Cookies
Once upon a time, long before white girls were invented, it was apple cider (not pumpkin) that reigned supreme during fall. It was a simpler time; we’d all sip apple...
