Remember when everyone was all hot & heavy on The Cinnamon Challenge?
If you don’t, here’s how it worked: you had to eat one spoonful of cinnamon in under 60 seconds without drinking anything, and film or broadcast your attempt live on social media.
Here’s a reminder how it always, inevitably went down:
Well tonight I’d like to introduce you to the Cinnamon Chocolate Milano Challenge, wherein you try to eat one Cinnamon Chocolate Milano without spitting it out.
Pepperidge Farm Cinnamon Chocolate Milano Cookies
Guys, I will keep this short but not sweet, because these cookies are some of the truest and laziest garbage I’ve ever had.
You might think I’m exaggerating; how could something so simple as cinnamon and chocolate really be that bad? Well, have you ever noticed how specialty flavors of Milano cookies have very muted representation from the featured flavor, and mostly just taste like regular Milanos? Well these Cinnamon Chocolate Milanos also taste like regular Milano – if you were to chase it with a tablespoon of ground cinnamon powder, and then pop in a piece of Big Red Chewing Gum.
Yikes, fam. The flavoring is a unique combination of natural, artificial, and stupid in a way I can’t properly comprehend nor articulate. Milano cookies are never that sweet to begin with, but this forceful amount of cinnamon drives them into truly unsatisfying territory.
Sorry, but I didn’t even take a second photo before these ended up in the trash.
I failed the Cinnamon Chocolate Milano Challenge.
Burning Questions:
- Are these the worst Milanos you’ve ever had?Easily.
- I beat the cinnamon challenge. No you didn’t.
- Yeah but I could probably beat you up though.Ok…
Place of Purchase: Target
Rating: 3 out of 10
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Once again taking one for the team to spare the rest of us…
How many is that now, 500? I should be dead by now.