Oh look, the M&M’s are making babies with each other!!
White Chocolate Peanut M&M’s
The parents are White Chocolate and Peanut, and the dirty dirty lovechild are these new White Chocolate Peanut M&M’s.
I don’t care if this illegal, or incest, or whatever you want to call it, but I am so. ?? here. ?? for. ?? it! ??
And these ARE basically a dream/perverted fantasy of mine, after all. No matter how much I love all these wonky, dumbass M&M’s flavors that Mars keeps pumping out (like Orange Vanilla Cream!), I’m hard pressed to pick any as a favorite over the Classic Peanut M&M. BUT – but but BUT – I also find myself enjoying the flavored white chocolate varieties more than the milk & dark ones…
Put it altogether and we have some serious M&M porn on our hands.
These will be available in the small size at checkout as well, but for the time being I’ve only found the Sharing Size at CVS and Target.
Not that the Sharing Size will be a problem for me, because I will murder these and share them with nobody.
I have no one to share them with. ?
In color, shape, and size, these are identical to the Milk Chocolate Peanut M&M’s.
This won’t be a particularly detailed review because there’s not much detail to cover. Here’s what it boils down to:
- White Chocolate Peanut M&M’s aren’t all that different than the original.
- A bit of depth is lost with the switch to White Chocolate.
- They’re still incredibly addictive.
The signature candy shell still contributes a big portion of the final flavor for White Chocolate Peanut M&M’s, just like in the Milk Chocolate Peanut. Between that and the large peanut core, the more subtle white chocolate becomes harder to appreciate specifically.
That’s not to say they aren’t great, because they certainly are, but it’s worth noting.
Overall, I’m pretty confident in saying that I prefer the Milk Chocolate M&M’s to a small degree. Fans of white chocolate in general may like them more, but I also wouldn’t be surprised if they’d be slightly disappointed and wished for a bolder white chocolate presence.
In summary, this M&M porno is of the softcore variety.
How Much Sharing I’m Gonna Do Rating: 0 out of 10
How Much You SHOULD NOT Google “M&M Porn” Rating: Trust Me out of 10
Overall Rating: 8 out of 10
Place of Purchase: CVS
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