Orange Vanilla Cream M&M’s are back at Dollar General! Please find our review below:

Orange you glad you have someone to help locate all these snacks?!

I hate myself! 

Orange Vanilla Cream M&M’s exist, but you probably wouldn’t have ever known it had it not been for your favorite M&M art-making loser (more on that in a minute). That’s because these are tucked away in Dollar General – a store you might not have known existed had it not been for your favorite snack-hunting lamebrain.

At the very least you might not have known Dollar General sold such speciality snacks. These are the same geniuses that brought us Mississippi Mud Pie Oreos and Top Ramen Chicken Flavored Pringles, and now they own exclusive rights to Orange Vanilla Cream M&M’s.

You can find them in the portion of the store that also sells – well, I’m not exactly sure, because they pretty much throw anything wherever they can find space in Dollar General. They’re particularly difficult to locate for people like me; I can barely navigating down their narrow aisles as I get larger and less agile with every review.

I found them somewhere near the 2 for $6 Charmin toilet paper, of which people like me need lots.

Thank you, Dollar General. ?

Orange Vanilla Cream M&M’s

But back to the M&M’s. Creamsicle is a smart and fun flavor as we head deeper into spring, but I have to admit that I find orange cream junk to vary wildly in terms of success. Cap’n Crunch Orange Creampop Crunch? LOVED IT. Orange Cream Pop Twizzlers? DISGUSTING.

But so long as it afford me the opportunity to spend 45 mins or more carefully arranging M&M’s into patterned blobs, I’m going to take my chances every. single. time.

And so long as you roll the dice, there’s always that small chance you hit it big…

Ladies and gentleman… I just hit the jackpot.

These M&M’s are some of the best I’ve ever had in my life.

Orange Vanilla Cream M&M’s are made with flavored white chocolate. They shouldn’t be this good, but they are that good. The orange flavoring, where things normally go wrong, is refreshing. It doesn’t taste like the dreadful Orange Tic Tac – what the Devil uses to freshen his breath after devouring shitty souls. The orange pairs extremely well with white chocolate as citrus often does, and gives way to a heightened vanilla component. It tastes creamy like the ice cream bar, but it tastes better with a candy shell.

Orange Vanilla Cream M&M’s

Guys, I wasn’t prepared for this. Every argument I try to make such as “I would like these more if…”  or “These would be better with…” comes to a screeching halt when I realize there is nothing. There is nothing they could have done better, outside of choosing an entirely different flavor with more mass appeal than orange creamsicle. These SOARED past my expectations, and I suspect they will silence many skeptics.

My hand is forced…

Squeezing My Fat Ass Down Dollar General’s Aisles Rating: 3 out of 10
Orange Tic Tacs Rating: 0 out of 10
Overall Rating: 10 out of 10

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