What the hell are these, M&M salads?

M&M’s Snackmixes

M&M Snackmixes

Ok, hardly. I’m not even going to bullshit you all with a backstory tonight:

I bought these big bags of Fat People Trail Mix because I’m a Fatass at heart, and so are you.

Consider this the non-Intro.

M&M’s Milk Chocolate Snackmix

M&M’s Mik Chocolate Snackmix

M&M’s Milk Chocolate Snackmix is a big fat bag of Milk Chocolate M&M’s, Crispy M&M’s, pretzel balls, and almonds.

The theme here is sweet & salty, & fat.

If you like plain Milk Chocolate and Crispy M&M’s, you’re more than halfway to liking this. And if you also like Pretzel M&M’s, you’re almost entirely there. The pretzel balls have great crunch and are adequately salted, and combined with the candy shell of the other two M&M’s as you shovel handful after handful down your big fat gullet, it feels like Pretzel M&M’s are in this mix too.

That said, there’s nothing especially extraordinary about this particular bunch of M&M’s together, and I’m not sure how much I’m digging the plain almonds. They don’t quite connect like Almond M&M’s do, and I feel like they just get in the way when in raw form honestly.

Still ate a whole buttload of the them.

Rating: 7 out of 10

M&M’s Peanut Snackmix

M&M’s Peanut Snackmix

M&M’s Peanut Snackmix is a big fat bag of Peanut M&M’s, Peanut Butter M&M’s, pretzel balls, and peanuts.

This bag is instantly better because the tag team of Peanut M&M’s and Peanut Butter M&M’s destroy Milk Chocolate & Crispy, and it’s not even close. I shouldn’t have to work hard to convince you of this fact.

The pretzel Balls do their job just the same, but pretzels go especially well with peanut butter.

I have to admit, it feels kind of silly to have loose peanuts in a bag that also features Peanut M&M’s; it’s as if some deshelled themselves. But they work much much better than almonds do, and help tie the mix together. Doing something like honey roasted would have made this mix next level.

A minor complaint: the peanuts congregate at the bottom of a bag that features way more air than necessary. Shouldn’t be a problem when you dump the whole thing in a bowl…

“Sharing Size” my ass.

Rating: 8.5 out of 10

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