REVIEW: Little Debbie S’mores Cake Rolls
Little Debbie S’mores Cake Rolls are back! Please find our review from last year re-published below with a minor refresh. It’s no secret that the summer is the season of...
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REVIEW: Hostess Suzy Q’s (New and Improved, 2018)
Can’t wait to see what my loyal army of Suzy Q psychopaths has to say about this… This one requires a bit of explanation, and I’m absolutely delighted to share...
REVIEW: Thomas’ Party Cake Mini Bagels
Thomas’ Party Cake Mini Bagels are back! Please find our original review from 2017 re-published below. Tonight we’re celebrating how truly ridiculous the world has become, and we’re doing it...
REVIEW: Fiber One 90 Calorie Birthday Cake Bars
On the wrong side of 30, I don’t make a big deal of my birthdays anymore… Sure, there was a time not along ago where I did. Private rooms. Bottle...
REVIEW (x2): Hostess Peanut Butter HoHos and Hostess Chocolate Peanut Butter Twinkies
After years and years of arduous testing, Hostess has finally figured out that chocolate and peanut butter taste good together, and they are ALL IN: First, Christmas came early with...
REVIEW: Little Debbie Orange Creme Cakes
Ice cream trucking is serious business. Trust me, I worked in the business for 4 consecutive summers. There’s cutthroat competition between vendors and it’s more stress than you could possibly...
REVIEW: Pop Secret Popfetti Popcorn
The following review is in the “Quick Bite” format. These are basically rapid-fire reviews without the lame story and full array of images. Today’s Quick Bite is: Pop Secret Popfetti...
REVIEW: Chobani Flip Carrot Cake Creation
Carrot Cake: A moist cake containing grated carrot, typically topped with a buttercream or cream cheese frosting and chopped walnuts. Yogurt: A semisolid sourish food prepared from milk fermented by added bacteria....
REVIEW: Hostess Carrot Cake Donettes
Carrot cake. Seriously, the most underrated cake in the world. Hostess Donettes. Seriously, the best shitty doughnut you can buy for $2.00 at checkout. Two worlds collide. Hostess Carrot Cake...
REVIEW: Edy’s/Dreyer’s Cake & Cookie Fantasy Frozen Yogurt
In the words of the late great Ludacris (he’s alive and well, folks): I wanna, li- li- li- lick you from your head to your toes And I wanna (sexually explicit...
REVIEW: Little Debbie St. Patrick’s Day Mint Creme Rolls
After years of selling cakes, cookies, and brownies, Little Debbie has moved into the toothpaste game. Kinda fitting, isn’t it? Okay clearly I’m not hiding the fact that I’m unsure about...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Sticky Pumpkin Cake with Hard Sauce
I need an adult, I need an adult! Trader Joe’s Sticky Pumpkin Cake with Hard Sauce makes me uncomfortable on multiple levels. This product is filled with so many sexual innuendos...
